This is a fair point.

Heartbreaker is considered one of the best rock albums of the last 20 years. He is an incredibly prolific musician who at times headlines not one but three acts, who makes really good music. How about “Says the man whose most notable feats known to me are being married to and divorced from a revived Mandy Moore.”

My two closest gym buddies are women in their 60s - one is older than my mother. One has six-pack abs (for real), the other is overweight and very active (Zumba, spinning, swimming). They’re both so much fun! My gym is very non-judgmental - they’d boot this bitch IMMEDIATELY if they caught her.

My mom is 70 years old... if some smug bitch did this to her, I swear to god I would beat her senseless.

Abby Wambach has married Christian mom blogger Glennon Doyle Melton, and she wore a snazzy red and white ensemble for the ceremony.

My immediate reaction:

Some of the dicking was CGI, apparently. I think anything shown erect during sex is CGI, anything soft is real, and the dick pic is real. Still: I’m supportive of showing as many peens on screen as possible. #peenonscreen

I also asked her to describe Trump in three words and her response was: “Stupid asshole”

This is the first time I’ve read an online article with the word “faze” spelled correctly in about a year.

Your mom is a badass! What a fun read!

Everyone should talk about their salaries as openly and frequently as possible. It’s only when we all know how much everyone is making that we can bargain and negotiate better based on what we know others have and their experience.

Keeping salaries a secret only helps corporations, and corporations hate you.

Hey Kara, no joke, if you ever remove Shady Baby Kara from the main image, my soul is going to die a little bit.

this is great. i’ve been hate loving nancy for years. my mom and i love to imitate her callers to each other. (in heavy southern accent) “oh nancy i just love you so much. those twins, lucy and john david, are a true blessing from god. they are so beautiful. are they healthy? good great. now...was the head fully…

It was but as many times as my bf and I watch Life in Pieces, she will ALWAYS be Fawn Moscato to us. Too unforgettable of a name.

Seriously, she was awesome. When I saw the top picture, the phrase “Fawn’s hungry!” popped into my head before I realized who she was.

My kid plays lacrosse. It’s more about not playing football.

I am actually glad to hear that Mario Batali doesn’t throw away edible things because it saves money. I’ve always pictured him as some kind of fat uncle who cooks good and this fits right with the persona I have made up for him.

Makeup doesn’t come with bizarre prints or slogans to ruin it, and you don’t feel insulted because even your nominal size only fits a childlike 13 year old’s body.

My biggest complaint over the last ten years: retailers are literally shrinking the size of the clothes but charging the same or more. I can’t shop for work clothes anymore at Banana Republic or the Gap or The Limited when it was around. Banana Republic made a blazer that no one could fit her arms into because the…

I just want you filthy people to wash your legs. We’ll worry about scents at a later date.