Bobby, we don’t always agree, but I am with you 1000% on this one.
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Yes, if only there had been a woman reporter over a hundred years ago. Perhaps someone who famously went undercover in a mental hospital or travelled around the world. Or did something notable like that.
I just got the biggest laugh from this comment. No idea why. But thank you.
Someone once asked Dan Savage to name the most disgusting fetish magazine he’d ever seen and he said “Cigar Aficonado.” Say what you will about him, I’ll always love that.
I was taking a shower and washing my butt, as you do, and pulled on something. Kept pulling. Started freaking the fuck out. Threw whatever it was against the wall and kept freaking out. Thought for sure I had some sort of intestinal worm. It was a rice noodle. That I pulled out of my butt.
“Do not disparage the participant, disparage the competition as a whole.”
My mom dressed me like a doll for the first 10 years of my life. There was a two three year of Holly Hobby/ Little House on the Prairie wear that corresponds to this.
Hustling Monks would be an awesome band name.
“My love is like ancient Chinese secret"
“Someone did, my love.” That phrasing makes me love her fifty times more, for some reason. FIFTY THOUSAND BUCKS, YOU ASSHOLES.
Over Galentines Day brunch on Saturdays, my friends and I were discussing that if given the choice between having a body like Giselle and never eating anything delicious again, we would choose pizza every time.
I don’t think a couple necessarily deserves to sit together, but I’m gonna throw in an EVEN if it means you have to move to a middle seat (and I know YOU woke up at 5am to check in so you’re a GOD AMONG MEN WHO SHOULDNT HAVE TO MOVE) if you see a mother and 2 kids like slogging onto the plane late, your whole stupid…
There’s so much more to Stonehenge (and many old archaelogical sites) than meets the eye. I remember having my mind blown when I watched this PBS documentary about it, because I always thought it was just a bunch of rocks that lined up with celestial bodies/events, and that was all there was to it.
Every set of bones at the ‘henge belongs to a woman who tried to find her Jamie Fraser.
#fingersinthebootyassbitch
Kids are fine. It’s their insane parents that’s worrisome.
Just know that you have named my autobiography. “Catching Dick Left and Right: The LolaCat5 Story” will sell ALL the copies because of you.
According to the linked article, there were only about six kids in the group. I cannot even FATHOM how she “suggested one was not” a virgin. Did she, like, point to one of them and go “this slut right here is CLEARLY catching dick left and right, but what about the rest of you?”