I suggested it to my child, and she’s mulling it over. It would be very funny and excellent.
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Where he was studying Flannery O’Connor and being room mates with Al Gore.*
Sage wisdom accrued during his hunky football days at Hahhhvard.
On a hot August day on the campus of a small school in the hills of Santa Barbara, I met the person who would become…
After I parlayed that story to my dad, he told me that I should trust the judgment of any man in the middle of the rain forest carrying a machete. Not because he is some sort of wise sage, but because you want to be on the right side of machete guy.
Tween Dali Lana woke up late one morning and had to rush to get ready for school. I figured I’d brush my teeth, wash my face, throw on my uniform and head out the door. After completing parts one and two without incident, I started to change outta my pjs to put on my uniform. As I’m taking the bottom part of my pjs…
I could say “Old crappy motel along a canal in Miami Beach converted into crappier apartments,” and you’ve probably heard enough to imagine. But here’s my story.
I am posting this because even though it was not an insect, it was a parasite, and thus a bug.
I have severe arachnophobia, which comes from living in Japan and those giant banana spiders. But cut to middle school in central Florida.
One night I was cleaning out the garage and I saw this spider with a gigantic butt, naturally i freaked out and backed into a corner. I started throwing things at it. I finally…
Not to detract away from the rapes and murders because those are awful, it was nice to read that she was heard by the authorities and the judge didn't just throw her into prison and that the system worked for her. I super fucking needed that today.
OMG yes. “What are your diet/workout habits? How do you stay in shape? Do you have a stylist? Who are you wearing? Is it hard to do your job when your man-feelings get too strong?”
If I were a journalist I’d troll men CEOs all the time with questions women usually get.
I like that she still thinks the GOP has even an atom-sized scrap of cred on either the economy or foreign policy. She’s just as nuts as the loons in this article are.
Together, Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart formed the couple of one of modern Hollywood’s most loathesome franchises.
Stitches the rapper sounds like a character on Doc McStuffins.
The soup of the day is usually Hitler miss, but I’m sure you’ll just Goebbels up today’s gestapo soup.