I stop being friends with them. And now, in my 27th year, I have thinned out my friend ranks because it’s not my job to educate or enlighten or try to change people’s minds. There’s no way in hell I can act civilly with the lady I went to high school with who’s intensely pro-birth/anti-choice. I don’t have the drive…

Yes, but she redeemed herself with lots of braid action in Empire and ROTJ. Hoth Princess Leia is my fave.

Oh... I’m gunna need alllllll of these. My lipstick collection is so large already. HOW MANY LIPSTICKS ARE TOO MANY LIPSTICKS GUYS?

We’re coming home along the Thruway and decide to stop at McD’s. There’s a woman and smallish kid in front of us getting huffy and I can tell this won’t end well. And in due time she starts yelling at the cashier, “Why is everything more expensive here? This is ridiculous! You’re ripping people off!” and so on, as the…

Yeah, you don’t wanna go Full Monty.

Yes YoYo :). I miss all the great female MC’s. Her and Ice Cube made the only version of Bonnie and Clyde I’ll ever listen too.

Did i do it right?

Every time I see this gif, I kind of want that outfit.

One day, I hope someone invents a device that rich men could use when they want to have sex with random women but don’t want all the risks of getting them pregnant and having to pay child support.

I have no shame in my game. Clueless and The Princess Bride. I know every. single. word. and will happily recite every and all lines much to my friends and family’s dismay.

I don’t get this line of thinking. Men and women come in contact with attractive/younger/hotter people all the time. Should a wife (or husband, for that matter) make sure their spouse is never around anyone hotter or more attractive or younger so that the spouse doesn’t get ‘tempted’.

They do a pretty good episode about that in Modern Family- Gloria wants to hire a manny and what’s-his-name (her husband) gets really upset and threatened and doesn’t want to let her hire him.

The nanny is younger but certainly not more attractive than Garner. And to be frank, given that Ahnold screwed his middle aged and not overly attractive on the surface housekeeper to the point of having a child with her I don’t think looks or age mean dick when a man has a case of wandering peen. And if one believes…

Bless my soul have I got a story!

Honest to gosh, cross my heart this is true.

Girl, you gotta keep those whoozits and whatsits in that aplenty status.

Probably just that they have had properly applied sunscreen for most of their lives.

Right? There are lots of things that deserve flippant headlines, neglecting children isn’t one of them!

That is severe neglect. I hope this means they have lost their license and that no one involved will be in this business again.