Farts and headaches. 2 reasons aspartame is a no-go for me.

When I was on maternity leave I had time to watch stuff like the View at home. So, I’m guessing Stay At Home Moms are a large part of the demographic. Also, doctors’ offices and car repair places.

This is all super sad, but the girlfriend should not have to deal with it. I dated an immature man-child in my 20s, and he also had a sad back story. (and, funny enough, also threatened to kill me at one point! Good times!) The BEST THING that my dad said to me about it was “you raise your kids, you don’t raise your…

Every time someone says “Nothing good comes from Florida” you can tell em:

So my mom & Kate Moss have that one thing in common: back up, carry on vodka.

Yes! The best! I've learned through (stinky) trial and error that I MUST have unscented and this stuff is the best.

Yes! The best! I've learned through (stinky) trial and error that I MUST have unscented and this stuff is the best.

Does it even still exist?

Yes, but we have you outsiders visiting often so we understand we are weird. Alaska is isolated in its weirdness and I don't think they even get how weird they are.

This is why the SNL parodies aren't even parodies. They are merely transcript reenactment s.

Trashy, hilarious B-list level celeb memoirs are what I recommend the grad students I supervise read to cleanse the palate at the end of the semester. The works of Tori Spelling (esp the first book!) and Angela Bowie are HIGHLY recommended. Trashy & fun and just what the doctor ordered after Lacan and Foucault, etc.

I’ll field that as a Floridian . . . Heb stopped the recount. They could have counted again, but he stopped it. Considering that votes for Gore were turning up left and right, it’s pretty clear why he did that. (I am adamant that Gore would have prevailed. Votes were turning up in suuuuper conservative counties,…

This idiot aside, this is a fun restaurant. It's on the water, next to a small marina and has good food and lots of lovely outdoor seating. It's a place locals bring out-of-towners for a view and fun. It sucks that this is how it's getting publicity.

This is the.best.answer.

I think I know what conference that was and I was on the local hospitality committee. Glad you enjoyed our beaches! You look lovely and Dress Profesh is awesome. We recommend it to our new GAs.

So my mom is the sweetest, kindest lady ever, though a bit uptight from a Scandinaivan upbringing. She’s a lifelong educator and basically what all my friends say is the ideal sweet, loving mom. We’re grown up homies.

My mom had a severe food allergy,many she’s learned to say “I could die” to get a server’s attention after one did not take her seriously and she almost did. We are a family of former servers, big tippers and non-huge mess makers, so I never feel bad about hunting down a floor manager to ask about ingredients, etc.…

I think Profiles in Courage covered this dilemma pretty well. It’s a great read.

Also: apology pizzas are good, but apology donuts are pretty great too. I've brought apology donuts to my classes when I've been a bit behind on grading.

I had a peach of a regular when I worked at a chain Italian place that rhymed with Smackaroni Chill.

It’s that thing when a pregnant lady stops, goes “OW!” and maybe squints and pauses for a minute or two before resuming normal activities. They are practice contractions; they get the body ready for go time. NBD, but they hurt.