My husband just found these and gave them to our girls, who do not understand they are playing with historical artifacts!
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Whenever I take a muscle relaxer like Soma that is supposed to be taken before sleepy times I wake up all achy. I have a prescription for Soma because I was in a car accident and have had back issues as a result. The damn things make me sleep so hard I don't move normally, so I wake up with a tweaky neck or whatever,…
Agreed. Has the inventor never *been* to a tailgate event? It is the natural habitat for his product, after all. People get craaa-zay with the foam fingers after hours of drinking and standing around!
She's never been in a room with Katniss Everdean. Food for thought.
It's honestly just impressing that he is L and G and B and T. It must be exhausting!
When Glamour put One Direction in the cover I let my subscription go. Sorry, I don't have time for that. The quality of the mag had been diminishing lately and 1D was the last straw.
Does the couple in the first letter have children? If so, he should just be thankful she plunks down something tolerable. Cooking with kids underfoot is HARD.
Does the couple in the first letter have children? If so, he should just be thankful she plunks down something tolerable. Cooking with kids underfoot is HARD.
Kiwi Lip Smackers are where it's AT!
PAGING LINDY WEST!
Salsa is the bomb on eggs.
My older sis had THREE 10 pounders, because that is how her husband's family grows them. She's slim & athletic & looked like a pencil that ate a basketball all three times.
That was freaking epic & amazing. Your mom rocked.
Unitarians= where ex everythings & mixed faith couples can breathe a sigh of relief! We love all!
Kind of pissed at Lena Dunham now. Do your research, lady. Tampa isn't a wasteland.
My husband is considering a vasectomy for permanent birth control. Does Obamacare have any deals for that? There is no other reason for this vasectomy than birth control.
I have a 2 yo and a 4 yo. We let them use our devices at a restaurant, but only dthing the wait. When the food is on the table, it is time to eat and socialize politely with the rest of the group. The time they spend on the devices is when adults can actually talk, which is nice (my 4 yo is a chatterbox!) but they are…
Your boyfriend is adorable & hilarious.
You clearly didn't read the end of The Grapes of Wrath.
My Sunday paper had a coupon for wet n wild in the big coupon packets. I think those things run nationally, and if so, check your Sunday papers, ladies! That amazing wet n wild lipstick can be almost free!