I have 2 daughters and now LOTS OF TEARS!

Dab olive oil on a tick. The oil smothers it so it releases itself if it is anchored, plus you send another tick to Hell where it belongs. But smash it too just to be certain.

I dated a dude like Bob'd lady friend. It was annoying & he had to go. Life is too damn short to miss out on amazing food. I should hook him up with Bob's lady!

I just posted about this. My husband & I have good insurance, and for our first (normal, vaginal birth with epidural, some pitocin and oxygen) we paid $250. For the second, which was an epidural and c section, we paid $2500. I paid very little for ALL my prenatal care, maybe $25.

These projected American costs are for non-insured births, right? As in, the costs the insurance company pays? We have good insurance, though it is pretty expensive, and our copay for our first (normal, vaginal delivery) was $250. I actually laughed, then I got angry when we got the bill. Why should I get a deal &…

I'm not super skinny. Never have been. I've alternated between chubby-curvy and just curvy, basically Lena Dunham-esque. And guess what, Internet? Until I was married it was pretty much an uninterrupted line of dick waiting to bang me. Not all of it was great dick, and not all of it worth my time, and I sure as hell…

I love that the royal baby seems to be trolling us all by being late. Momma & Daddy must be so proud! Thanks for making that Daily Fail reporter sleep on the street again, Baby Cambridge!

Anyone know of a brand that makes white t-shirts and/or blouses that are NOT see-through? I live Ina hot climate, and I can't layer comfortably. Also, I am *ahlarge large chested and so see-through-ness is basically my enemy in all things shirts. Thanks.

Yes! The kinja autocorrect is horrible. Uighur (it just left me that last word as proof!)

your mom's eye, on you all the time? Watching you, ALL THE TIME? Paging Dr. Freud!

How do we know about the "no burritos" thing? Isn't the archeological truism that absence of proof is not proof of absence?

I'm glad it wasn't just me. I wanted to marry Robin Hood when I was little!

I take B vitamins, but I would also encourage people to get their vitamin D levels checked and look in to the new guidelines for what your levels should be. I tested low, even though I live in FL and there is sunshine a-plenty. I've been taking liquid vitamin D (5 drops) in the morning for a few months now, and WOW I…

My (male, neutered, super fat) cats n basically only like women. No matter how nice my husband is to them, they give him the GTFO look and run away. They were originally my cats, but he's lived with them for 8 years now and they still treat him like crap. Meanwhile, they eyeball me day, waiting for me finally plop…

Yeah, as a flaming liberal Southerner I found it interesting that those things were the signifiers of "ok liberal person." I mean, I DID have quinoa for dinner, but won't let that define me.

I appreciate that Superman is hairy, but let's be real: he's not that hairy. The Quickking is pretty darn furry & super sexxxy....Hope Supe grows it out more!

Ah! My home town! Seriously, if you come to the Tampa Bay area for Busch Gardens or the beaches, BCR is an easy drive into the 'burbs & totally worth it. It is a great organization!

I describe GoT as Tolkien-esque only in the magic aspect. Westeros is like Middle Earth if Middle Earth was run by warring mafia families, and basically only 30% of the population had any sort of moral compass.

Ya know, I have friends who were Greek in college, and I hear over and over from them and others how "it's just a few bad apples; we're really ok..." etc.

We have Lane Bryant a-plenty where I live, and Macy's and Dillard's have plenty of plus sized selection too. In this one thing, are the 'burbs and "flyover" states doing better than big cities like NYC? Honest question, no sarcasm.