"Self described lover of asses"? Pfffft. I know a self described Assologist. When granting in imaginary title, at least give it the fake weight of fake academia.

Oh my god, the greyhound farts! They are the WORST! He sleeps in the room with us & his farts have woken us up from deep slumber. I think Iran is trying to weaponize those farts!

Thank you for giving me the idea to put tank tops on my greyhound. He does the opposite of thank you, however.

a friend of mine has a baby named Nate. We have called him Nate Dogg since he was in utero. I think my daughter thinks that's his actual name.

Central/West Florida has both! Woot woot!

I had an awesome teenaged male babysitter as a kid. My little bro used to sit every once in a while and he was great at it (and popular!)

I got "push presents," though if my husband had called them that I might have punched him. They were more like: "I watched you give birth and you are clearly a warrior goddess I can only worship" presents. It was nice.

Dear Lord, that Monae/Badu song is officially my summer jam.

If every girl had a mom/person in her life who could help her navigate through the "how do I deal with a strapless dress" waters I would be against this ban, but, frankly, many of these girls don't so they have no idea how to keep those contraptions in place, so I think for girls this young this ban is a good idea.

I kind of respect Mariah & Nick for basically propping up the entire bridal industry. It's their $, do what every crazy-ass, wish fulfilling thing you want to do with it, you nutty kids!

I wanted nothing to do with P!ink in the late '90s, but darn it if she hasn't grown up and made some great tunes. Pretty much everything after "Get the Party Started" is amazing. And, really, that song has its (cheesy) time and (cheesy) place, too.

Oh, and I forgot to mention that between the 2 of them they have trained in/ worked on 3 continents. As dancers.

My brother and his wife have been professional dancers for more than a decade, trained in the dance world for basically their entire childhoods (in a good way, I promise) and now run a dance school. Neither of them ever witnessed this kind of abuse nor do they engage in it. So I'm going to call "sweeping…

I would have been the queen of the 1950s. Le sigh . . .

You know NOTHING, Olivia Munn!

So my classroom rule: "Be a Decent Human Being" applies to every situation, I see.

I have 2 little girls, and a 2 piece bathing suit is a MUST for quick bathroom trips. That said, there is a difference between a 2 piece and a bikini. A bikini, in my definition, is a bathing suit bottom and a "cover up just the boobies" piece. As a mom, it seems odd to me to cover up just the chest area, as it either…

My husband's roommate's wife walked in to the ceremony to the Rocky theme. Freaking awesome!

Your ignorance about life in Florida is breathtaking. But on a positive note, you are hopefully one less idiot who moves here and fucks things up. Thanks, Doug Barry, for staying the fuck away from my gorgeous home state! We Floridians really appreciate it!

I saw the As You Like It (my tone was attempting sarcasm; tone fail!) and, ahem, Liked it quite a bit. They even did the clever meta ending! Loved it!