The real question is: is Jill Scott dating Maxwell?!?!!? Imagine the duets!!!

The strategic issue with that solution, however, is that if it happened again you HAVE NO MORE LAYERS OF DEFENSE! Yipes. I might try to fashion a linen napkin into a loincloth at that point.

I had one of those weird moments where I finally "got it" and actually tasted what the reviews/lady at the winery was talking about. It hit me like a flash of insight/understanding, kind of like when I finally "got" a mathematical concept in high school. But this was strange because it involved my taste buds too and…

I was "uninvited" to a wedding once and it stung. The couple was my BF at the time's brother and fiancee, and that BF was going to be best man. Yeah, ouch. I thought I got along OK with the bro and fiancee, tho we didn't have much in common. BF told me later (he was really a model of sensitivity, y'all) that the bride…

Yes. Man up & shell out!

I LOVE my butterbeer mug! It is the perfect size for on-the-couch cocktails!

I nominate this for best GIF of all eternity.

Roll them in to balls before you set them on the cookie tray rather than flattening them. Then the cookie can sink and spread out during baking and still have a bit of softness inside. And just barely cook them long enough. Last, I LOVE my cooling racks. They were super cheap in a 3 pack from (probably) Wal-Mart. I…

Trisha looks great! My husband & I saw her in concert a few years ago and she is unreal. I think she would have reached the rafters without a mic, and she gives so much in concert she gets a bit raspy at the end, which is even sexier.

This is WONDERFUL. It would be nice, though, if a similar approach could be taken for new moms who, in addition to the physical issues associated with the postpartum period, often have self-esteem and body image issues (here, I am speaking for myself if no one else) This kind of program might help some with postpartum…

So true! My (American) brother married an Aussie, and when her green card finally came through it listed her as being from Austria rather than Australia. Seriously, WTF people? That was another long car ride & wasted time to get fixed!

Sorry, I couldn't read on after "extremely unique."

Isn't "Internet" supposed to be capitalized? Minor quibble for an amusing piece, sorry!

The President seems like such a sweet dad type my heart melts at pictures like this!

Having your skin go crazy & hair loss is totally normal after pregnancy. You are really just losing the hair your head would have shed normally, but when you are pregnant your hair doesn't shed as much (hence preggers looking "glowing" with glossy hair), so later your body catches up. Normal. Also, the hormone roller…

Clearly, this is a case of academia warping young minds.

This is why the SNL parody of Fox&Friends leaves me choking & gasping for air I laugh so hard: every.word.is.accurate. These 3 are the Kings/Queen of the Idiots.

Florida resident here: I have never had a problem at my local precinct for midterm and primary elections, but I voted absentee this time and normally do so for national elections because no matter what Republican is governor, there is always some fuckery at the polls. Plus, the amendments are REALLY long and…

I only eat Butterfingers around Halloween, so I will be picking through the enormous Costco bags of candy I bought (which are totally necessary; our neighborhood gets OVERRUN!) and binging on those. And Twix. Twix are amazing year-round!