I still have my original Jem doll & her earrings still light up!

Thank you!

I was so bummed that the Halloween I actually WAS pregnant I didn't know, so hubby & I couldn't dress up as this skit. :-(

What the holy hell are those nails about? I'm so confused.

I hope for a revisit of the "I'm No Angel" sketch, which is the single greatest thing a pregnant woman has ever done (aside from giving birth).

No one ever said: "Hey, I wish I had taken FEWER pics of my kids when they were small and cute and amazing."

Can we just rename this a "truffle snuffle"? That's the only way to even approach how adorable this is. Bullies are the cutest!

YES! THIS! It's like you develop a swear filter that needs to be taken off, rinsed of the curse words during lunch time in the teacher room, then re-fitted to finish the day. If I didn't have cursing I would have strangled a ninth grader a loooooong time ago.

I have to give my Girl Scout troop major props for this one. The troop leaders got a of the mom of a troop member who was a nurse (and an awesome single mom who used to drive me and her daughter to school in her bitchin' Trans Am) to give us the talk. It was frank & funny and explained everything from BO to where…

Moby Dick is going to be PISSED. Like, extra pissed.

cool! thanks!

Thank you for all you do! I live close to your facility and look forward to bringing my girls there to see it. Your organization is truly a gem in the Tampa Bay area and an asset to the community, be it of the 4 legged or 2 legged variety.

Um, were you secretly growing up in my house? I had to learn all about 80s TV in the 90s from "I <3 the 80s" oh VH1 because what you describe is how I was raised.

I've always admired the fact that she and Clinton never seem judge-y about someone's weight or shape and instead show them how to look the best they can while still being comfortable. The same goes for Nick and Carmindy. It's sad to hear that Stacy had these issues but I agree that it speaks volumes about the kind of…

I was at that Fiona Apple show in Clearwater and she KILLED IT during the set. Seriously, it was one of the best shows I have ever seen, and truly satisfying for the fans. (*looking your way, Jack White*)

When something rad like this comes from Florida can we hashtag it #Florida too? Thanks. See you on the beach, Caitlin!

Why get engaged if you don't see yourself getting married in the immediate future? I know it takes some people a while to get hitched due to scheduling issues, etc., but if you aren't planning to do so why get engaged at all? Why not just get another piece of jewelery that signals he's serious or seriously loves…

Lucky! (that was my 6 year old self)

I really wished Mr. Toad's still existed. :-(

I taught at a high school in an upper-middle class area, and one year one of the brilliant jerkwards I taught made up a list like this one. It was stupid & mean and very dumb. My fave comeback was a girl he called a "frigid whore." She said (loudly and in front of many students), and I quote: "How is that even…