My greyhound is a very light eater too. It's like he has some chip in his brain that tells him: "Whoa, that's enough!" We can leave dry food out for him & he will stop eating when he's full. Other dog owners I know have to hide dog food or their ravenous beasts will nom nom it all and be sick. I wish I had that chip…

Sean Bean: that's a memory you make but don't have to marry. Meeeeoowww rarh!

Holy cow. I hope he makes and sells these as prints some day. I would LOVE to have them framed in my house!

That was so amazing I laughed until I cried and couldn't breathe. I really needed that today, thanks!

I live in FL and the first time, I gave birth in July. Big mistake! I was soooo hot from May until the big day, then I was trapped inside b/c it was so hot out, I could only walk around the neighborhood with the baby in the evening after a rain storm. The second time we planned better & I had her in April. Perfect.…

Talk about sympathy sweat: Amber Rose PREGNANT and all covered up in the mid afternoon at the end of the summer? I'm sweating now just looking at it. When I was pregnant in the summer I wanted nothing to do with pants, long skirts, or anything with sleeves.

I'm sick right now, is that good enough for you? Sheesh. Those college kids can get sick all they want. Fine. But I feel like ass today & I'd rather like to limit this feeling in the future.

Or maybe a balanced approach? I teach at a university and when a wheezing, sneezing, snively students comes to my tiny office for an appointment are you really going to begrudge me a bit of Lysol and hand sani? I'm not donning a Michael Jackson mask, but I am also trying to protect myself. I probably will get 3 colds…

My girls got the vaccine when they were old enough, which I believe was the 9 month appointment. However, from what my doctor told me, it strikes very quickly, often before parents realize what they are dealing with (as under 9 month olds spit up a lot, etc.) A patient my doctor had seen had, in fact, suffered brain…

I think my girls got that vaccine at the 6 or 9 month appointment. Before that, no.

I am in agreement with this article, but I will still be wiping down the cart at the grocery store before I plop my kids in the seat. Ever heard of rotovirus? Kids can get so dehydrated from vomiting and diaherrea that they suffer permanent brain damage. No thanks. My kids play with our pets, go to daycare and run…

Can wait for Trap Wire to scan Internet comment boards, search for the grammar and spelling incompetent, and forcibly send those offenders back to 5th grade.

The only upside to this is that as I get older, I give less and less of a flying fuck what anyone thinks of my body in a bathing suit, and I live in the hometown of Hooters. Yup. I've seen the ground zero of where misogyny and chicken wings came together in unholy matrimony. And I still don't give a fuck what anyone…

Not Florida! Yesssss

You don't have to tell me how smart toddlers are. Today my 15-month-old figured out if she made a sound that sounds like she's choking (she wasn't) I would whip my head around and give her lots of attention. The 2nd time she did it, she grinned like "Dance, puppet, dance!"

I am sooooo pro tight trunks and here is my scientific-y/ personal reason: Guys legs are AWESOME. A pair of muscle-y legs gets my ahummina ahummina going, and I know I'm not alone, ladies! right? Love the thighlights!

(edited because I just figured out what the buttons do!)

It's repackaged Franzia, which serves as a metaphor for the entire "Housewives" franchise.

Haven't there been rumors of Pettyfer's assholery for a while now? I am inclined to be on the side of Tampa's finest. (or the underneath, or clinging to the pants thereof)

Ok, so I know I've talked about the quick king here before, but here goes.