The Japanese iOS version's been out for almost a year, and the translations for each game were done for their original releases multiple years ago. What in the hell is the holdup??

I hated potatoes growing up (then loved them after they practically were the only thing being served at camp in my teens).

So which is it, silver or blue?

He's okay! And then he finished the fucking race:

Oh god, some asshole in one of the Gawker articles posted the whole thing in a comment. Sickening.

I'm hoping he was blown and distracted by the blast. If he had a heart attack, he would have gotten immediate help, because in the newer picture you see cops next to him while on the ground.