It’s not a perfect plan.

Nice try Beyonce, we know it’s you.

I am drunk and really rooting for this to work out

And yeah, this hardly qualifies as “soft” in the racism department

As an Asian person I would like to say how frustrating it can be to tell people, yes we experience racism. And they’ll be like well you guys are so smart! And you’ll be fine.

Said it before, will say it again — Wag the Dog!

You are overthinking this. IT’S A PIE LID!

Take your star and go

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

How to break US law in three easy steps....

Basically nothing because 99.9% of the time nothing does happen. Most black ppl need the income and dont raise issues because they need to keep their jobs, and dont have the means to file a suit.

I can’t get over how Hannity keeps talking and interrupting as Koppel tries to explain. He’s ruder even as he tries to be gracious.

For fuck’s sake, I am getting WAY too much mileage out of this gif this year:

“preferential admissions status to the school.”

this was my first thought.

The first time I ever noticed him was in that Star Trek movie and I swear, I immediately wanted a Sulu spinoff! *fans self

I couldn’t believe they got John Cho for that show. Also, Undead John Cho sacrificing himself for Abbie was one of the most memorable moments of that show.

Soooo, Awkwafina, not Aquafina...?