The Art of the Deely

SIX WHOLE DOLLARS FOR BUTTER LETTUCE?!????

You think Jezebel buys Lyft ads? You don’t know how advertising works.

Everything I know about the stock market I learned from Trading Places.

What crimes do liberals commit against their political opponents that are so fear-inducing and unreasonable?

To irrelevancy, and beyond!

Thank you, Beth!

Lol — seriously? Do you remember this?

And ladders and shovels and dynamite and bolt cutters and welding torches and pick axes and rock hammers and Rita Hayworth posters and...

Come on! If you read that sentence and didn’t IMMEDIATELY think “dissolved the body so no one could find the evidence,” you don’t watch NEARLY enough Law and Order.

Too soon!

Both teachers and child care providers are two of the most underpaid professions in this country. I get really pissed when people think that teachers are just stand ins for child care providers because even child care providers deserve to be paid 2-3x what they actually make.

Think the joke might have gone over your head :)

Bobby, I love you.

Yeah, won’t matter. The people who believe every word Trump says basically are immune to facts and reason and independent thought.

As the greatest gif in the world will explain to you why none of this will change anything:

How can we help?

Watch your drink, girl. You don’t want to end up in the dumpster.