How’s about these ratings?

Oprah is considering running for President in 2020....

~Andy Borowitz

Yes, was the queen featured?

Jeff. Gillooly.

You do not remember the Mango? This makes Mango the sad. You do not get to be a special rainbow if you make Mango the sad.

Viola Davis is a fucking national treasure.

I was so shook that I immediately went to the pews of the Greater Missionary Church of Black Twitter and let the words of the congregation wash over me.

This made my ENTIRE LIFE! Wish this wasn’t happening? WHERE??!! It NEEDED to happen! Remy Ma decimated Nicki in seven minutes. I was so shook that I immediately went to the pews of the Greater Missionary Church of Black Twitter and let the words of the congregation wash over me. The best? “I didn’t know that Meek…

Wow you must be new.

She’s lucky that Remy rapped over the ether beat instead of an original beat because that diss record could have been a hit and/or a club record.

Barack Obama’s LinkedIn page still says he’s POTUS.

Nicki got 48hr to get in the booth. Remy snatched her soul on that track. Talked about her brother being a child molester, her booty deflate gate, even broke down her deal. Idk how she gonna recover....

Leslie Jones should sit in as Trump. Doesn’t have to say a word. Just sit next to the comic and pout.

You know, I try, but the wounded ego/guilt/sadness self-effacing whinge-fest about how SORRY they are and how they’re TRYING tends to make it not worth it. Or that’s my experience anyway.

I’d add, don’t fuck a Republican guy, ladies and your chances of getting off will be incrementally greater*

“Crimp her hair”? Come on, girl.

I don’t have anything super articulate to add here, just wanted to say that Bamford is the best and that everyone needs to watch Lady Dynamite on Netflix.

Yara Shadidi is so beautiful, it’s unfair. Also, those sleeves!