Brrap brrap, pew pew!

This is the only Aquafina I have ever heard of so that is what I keep picturing because I have no idea who Awkwafina is. TBH it makes the movie sound better in my mind.

Sextina Aquafina?

Now Benefit is probably going to release a special edition My Brows Will Go On kit.

If anything Mitch should be described as Corey’s husband, since the Bears don’t do anything worthwhile these days.

Ugh, my woman brain isn’t interested in very many Olympic sports, but the ones it might watch (mostly swimming) will lose about 95% of their appeal if I already know who won. And I HATE that 85% of coverage has always been wading through life stories to get to the three seconds of edited action they deign to show.

I’m... confused about what the angle is here. I think it’s totally understandable that she would feel a little knock to her self-esteem after finding out that an ex is gay, and I think wanting to score a hot rebound to feel sexually desirable again is within the bounds of normal behavior so... I guess I’m failing to…

The dress isn’t cute :(

Girl I'm glad I'm not the only one! It's really that bad though.

That dress is and has always been horrible.

Is it wrong that I really really hate that dress? In a way that I’ve lost some measure of respect for her? God I feel shallow

Haverchuck FOREVER.

<3 <3 This gif and this show

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

um a lot of people want that.

Maybe we just all have crippling trust/intimacy issues given how much criticism we receive on a daily basis. Thanks, Boomers!

“Political correctness” has existed as long as humans have. There have always been people you didn’t dare disrespect. The only difference now is, more people are demanding their rightful respect. Boo hoo.