Near as I can figure this is what’s really going on:

Every new restaurant that opens in my city is moving towards unisex bathrooms. I hope this trend continues.

Frankly, my policy for taking the kids to stores and movie theaters was always “Have them pee at home, and then pee one more time at home before they get in the car” because nothing sucks more than dealing with the drama of having to deal with "I gotta go" when you're halfway through the checkout line.

Shop online if it’s that terrifying! I don't get people.

it kills me some day you feel like a woman some day you don’t, its like some day you feel like peanut brittle, some day you feel like pumpkin.

I think we all know the most reasonable solution: separate restrooms for conservative men.

This is what the TSA was made for! It’s their time to shine! Genital groping finally for a real cause!

It’s not like there’s a DNA scanning force field at the door that prevents literally anyone from just... walking in, regardless of their intentions. It’s a public restroom, not a bank vault in the Matrix.

so fucking creepy. like, beyond creeping me out. trans women? who fucking cares. weirdo white dudes on some misguided agenda . . . well, shit, we know how that story ends.

They’re PUBLIC BATHROOMS FFS.

I would die of irony if one of these conservative douchewaffles was shot by a woman using concealed carry.

Do they really not see how creepy this makes them look? And do they not see that they probably could have done this anywhere because there isn’t security standing in front of the women’s bathrooms?

I've said it before and I'll say it again: we have more reason, statistically speaking, to fear conservative men in bathrooms than trans men and women. Between Larry Craig, Dennis Hastert in the locker room, among others, republican men get up to much seedier shit in a restroom than trans people.