I’m not a Willie Brown fan...

Would anyone like to see the murals?

That dude’s totally about to rape someone.

Ignoring completely the stupidity of all of this ...

I know this guy, he daps like his life depends on it, everyone darker than a graham cracker is “my brother,” and he actually owns a Steve Harvey suit.

$100 says he has a “tribal” tatoo.

...or she realized she could appropriate black culture and sell it to other white women for a premium and she was crazy enough to think no black woman was going to say anything.

“Lean the fuck in bitch!” made me snort laugh at my desk. I’m 99% sure that’s exactly how this came about, though.

What they say is, “I don’t see color.”

I call it the “Head Sock” you can use it to keep sweat out of your eyes while playing sports like Golf! Organic cotton weave and just $99.99! Act now!

She is so white woman in denial, that she denied the resources of the internet and technology where can “invent” something that poc already invented, even the internet.

Hol’ up, wait a minute, lemme put some bubbles in it! Somebody told me that white people were the epitome of cleanliness: not washing their chicken, not showering everyday nor using washcloths nor washing their legs when they do but absolutely, WASHING THEIR HAIR EVERYDAY!

She will invent kente cloth next.

Let me tl:dr the article for you:

Let’s assume that this was actually a problem for her, and that she didn’t figure out a way to finesse $100 from every Becky, Becki, Rebeckah and Bex on Earth that discredited an entire culture. Let’s say this was genuinely a problem and solution she came up with completely independently...

Anyone paying $100 for a silk bonnet deserves to get finessed.

And then when Sarah wakes up in the morning:

I love her expression: “Can you believe this shit?”

That black friend™ looks a bit skeptical.