But judging by your factory-buying comment, you haven’t thought any of this through. Like, by your logic, everything sucks so why even bother objecting to -anything-? Why do you hate game developers?

Yeah, believe it or not, I was actually a fan of most of Remake. I’m not against any change at all; I loved most of the changes they made. I even thought the Whispers were a pretty cool way to keep people on the old path, when modern gameplay made diverging from that path easy. I’m not against updates that make the…

I’m not sure why you think this is a distinction worth making? Are you implying it’s more respectful, somehow, to use a sequel as a way to explore other versions of a universe where the themes that drove your narrative aren’t relevant? That a sequel would make it a reasonable addition to canon, given that it’s only “a…

They aren’t remakes.

They’re showing way too much of this game and I’m not sure why. They did the same thing with 16. Who else do they need to sell it to? They’re blowing a couple hundred mil on another marketing blitz for a game that is going to get free coverage all year but shot Octopath 2 and Star Ocean 2 into the ether. 

I feel like I would instinctively here “desktop adventures” and go “INDY?!”

I would but that’s just because Fate of Atlantis is such a good old LucasArts point and click that it would carry the whole thing for me. Indiana Jones and the Dinosaur Eggs had better have been written for like six year olds though. There’s no other excuse.

“His Desktop Adventures” - Help Indiana Jones, CPA balance the books for the third quarter!

i mean that’s gotta be a temp title, right?

God help whoever makes a really GOOD joke at her expense.

I have never heard any one claimed they “Loved the Rise of Skywalker”. I’m also not the biggest Star Wars fan, which is why I loved The Last Jedi. But The Rise of Skywaker is cowardice in movie form. A studio bending the knee to the worst areas of fandom, attempting to make a film that doesn’t offend anyone, that…

Quality-wise, that’s what it will be. These people don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and they’re completely ruining a franchise.

The Mandalorian and Grogu sounds like an animated 15 minute show specifically aimed at 6 year old children.

I think I saw Kotaku mention it in their article too.

Then you’ll be the coolest car out there.

Tetra Master is actually a fun game when you know how to play it, but it’s absurd that they went to such lengths to obfuscate the rules. I vastly prefer it to Triple Triad, but only because I went out of my way to learn it.

That’s certainly the question, but I think these things need more of an organized campaign in order to be reclaimed. Like, the creator of Pepe the Frog worked to get his innocent little cartoon taken back from the Nazis and it has worked to a degree, but for bigger symbols like the swastika or 88 or 14 you can’t just…

I call bullshit on NOBODY at the company knowing. Someone at that turd factory knew *exactly* what they were doing.

Hah, that’s actually amusing. Like a mob wielding the traditional torches you see in movies and tv is so much more intimidating than...tiki torches. They just look like they’re going to a Jimmy Buffet concert or something.

I am a bigger WW2 buff than most and I had no idea it meant that. I feel like if you aren’t a Nazi then it doesn’t mean that.