Don’t forget, being stereoscopic it’d be running on 2 screens to achieve 3D, they wouldn’t want people to confuse it with the old VB, and it would have individualistic features, so it really could be the “New Virtual Boy Color Advance 3DSU”. Clear and concise.

YES! I don’t know what it is about those red on black laseresque stereoscopic screens, but it sure imprinted itself upon my young mind as the future, and now something in my soul yearns to return to those mines...

All rumors point to no OLED. What kind of sick utopia do you think this is? It’s literally a sin in modern capitalism to release an advanced product that doesn’t regress in some departments so that they can resell it to you again a year or two later. It was literally written by Gɔd™ on the non-recyclable polyvinyl…

I wouldn’t say it was a mistake, I’m sure a lot of people bought it for that purpose leading further to its massive success, so in that sense it was a good thing. I’m sure it took a ton of work though, and I won’t ever use it, I play those kinds of games to get away from people and immerse myself in my own little…

And I bet both of those games would have been even better had they not had multiplayer and utilized the time and resources spent on multiplayer towards the single-player experience. CP2077 already had enough development issues as it is.

Not everyone has played the game yet, I haven’t, but I still plan to, seems like the longer we hold out the better the game we’ll get to play in the end.

Wow... I think the real story here is how many people were outraged by some 23-year-old squeaks that they already knew about!

Read your comment before I watched the video and thought that was harsh and it couldn’t be that bad, then I watched the video... And maybe I just don’t watch a whole lot of game developer previews anymore, but that presentation was straight out of 2006.

Cheers mate, I appreciate your words, you really helped me put some coherence to some thoughts I hadn’t exactly fleshed out, and you did so rather eloquently at that. 🍻

I just don’t see how that’s relevatory to this discussion...

I loved FF7R and am looking forward to FF7R(...) but you actually have a really good point. I lost my mom around the time that I first played FF7 and have spent a lot of time over the years wondering what things would have been like had she survived, yet everybody seemingly surviving (Zach, Biggs, Jessie, Wedge,…

At the very least it should have been Indiana Jones and the Eggs of the Dinosaur!

Definitely the biggest giveaway, up until that point I’d be like, “Death Metal bands?” But if there’s one thing I associate with a desk and 90s computing...

According to Miriam-Webster the definition of alliteration is:

Because it’s arguably one of the best games ever made but has some serious technical issues holding it back as a byproduct of its time.

“Every other Indiana Jones game has been abysmally bad”

You tell that to Indiana Jones in the Lost Kingdom on the SNES, that shit was lit!

If you were to ask me what all these things had in common:
Genesis Deluge
Seven Veils
Army of the Dead
The Fate of Atlantis
Dance of the Giants
Infernal Machine
White Witch
and His Desktop Adventures

Dial of Destiny is alliterate. On its own that’s not inherently bad, but it’s something none of the other titles do, making it come across as schlocky, so Dial of Doom would be equally bad, if not worse because you’d be falling into repeat. Kingdom of the Crystal Skull however is essentially the same as Raiders of …

What do you think drift is? It’s when the potentiometer breaks in the analog stick because they’re made with increasingly cheaper tiny plastic moving parts that can easily fail. Hall effect analog sticks don’t use potentiometers, and instead implement magnets moving past each other instead of small plastic components…

Hey now, yellow cars remind me of yellow mumms, and yellow mumms are the most boring mumm, You know what color mumm wouldn’t be boring? A silver mumm, I ain’t never seen a silver mumm, that would be forkin excitin. I like me cars like I like me mumms, from the future! Actually, I want an Autumn Green Metallic Outback…