I was a piece of shit as a kid too, but I never engaged in any hate crimes. 

How long until they delete the comments section on here, like they did Kotaku? Just in case, let me get one last Spanfeller is an Herb in.

“While we’ll have to wait until the book is out in the world for the specifics of what caused Wilson to institute her policy...”

Holy shit how is this man ALMOST 80. LOOKIT THOSE ARMS.

SOMEONE CALL SAM BARSANTI TO CHANGE THE LETTER GRADE

Lots and lots of alcohol, apparently

Make like Elsa and Let It Go

Seriously. It’s like when people are talking about Empire Strikes Back and everyone starts screaming about how they didn’t like episode 8

“...wondering if that means Mariko has been to Blackthorne’s bed. (We’re wondering, too, after the last episode.)

I was gonna say he’s a poor man’s Tom Hardy

It sounds like this season will have less Nolan, which...meh. He was sort of the best part of season 1, even if his character was a piece of shit. 

“Say what you will about AV Club, but they sure are shitty now”

“Of those who were revealed as writing statements of support for Peck—which also includes James Marsden, Alan Thicke, Taran Killam, and more”

I was blown away (pun intended) when I clocked him in that movie! HE WAS THE ONE TO PUSH THE DAMN BUTTON!

More like, tell me you have pedo friends that you support, without telling me that

“Any country can disintegrate into civil war whether there are guns floating around the country or not,” he suggested, adding that “civil wars have been carried out with machetes and still managed to kill a million people.”

Looked like a decent concept until I read which directors were making it. Oh well, guess I’ll read the book instead

I mean wasting even one second of this shitbird’s time is probably worth it, he would have spent it trying to research other ways to suck Putin’s dick

They have no problem yanking (admittedly annoying) women out of their cars, but they’ll be on the frontlines of the next J6.

Two things can be true: fuck the police. Also, you live here, pay your fucking taxes like the rest of us.