Oh good, I was worried these two were going to go two goddamn seconds without their stranglehold on popular culture at large.

Who gives a shit what fascist apologists think

There is no more “both sides” anymore, it’s just mildly ineffectual democrats versus actual nazis.

I wasn’t a fan of his show as much as I’m a fan of one of his prior correspondents John Oliver. That show really doesn’t hold back on Trump like Stewart just did.

Biden thinks it’s him, and only him, that can defeat Trump, because he already did it. I’m really not a fan of how the Democratic party clamped down on any and all potential challengers, either, because I want 13 (legitimate) options for president when I vote, not 2.

I mean he was an asshole back in the day, too, in the late 60s while Flying Circus was in its heyday. He would fight with the members about which sketches would get in and which were “funny enough”, eventually causing him to leave the show in season 3. 

“Oh good, finally an article not about TSwift on this wretched, failed excuse for an entertainment website!”

I don’t love the 4th season, but she’s definitely a standout in it. Her character is definitely less infuriating than Foster’s, and it’s hard for me to believe it’s only her third acting gig.

Ah, dang, you got to this joke before me

And I, for one, welcome our new Snake God-Queen overlord

He’s primarily referencing the blowback of the fans and critics trashing the movie (albeit not necessarily his performance in it). If I worked really hard and something and tried my best and thought I did an ok job by the end and then literally everyone on the internet said it was a piece of shit, it would be damaging…

Jet’s is a Detroit-based pizza shop that does amazing crust, BJ’s Brewhouse is a rather enormous warehouse of a restaurant and has locations all over, and CPK=California Pizza Kitchen. You can get frozen CPK pizzas in supermarkets, but they’re pretty meh in my opinion.

Love that speech by Agent Smith, it’s difficult to disagree with him. But what the fuck those gifs are all different colors

“I just want to have peace in the world,” OpenAI’s GPT-4 said as a reason for launching nuclear warfare in a simulation.”

“Speaking of which, Mo’Nique says she did 110 episodes of The Parkers, and the show made $800 million between 2004 and 2009. She never saw any money.”

It always makes me laugh towards the end of the first season, when Jared Harris’ character is addressing the traitor who just gave him his big “this is how I infiltrated” speech, he just tiredly says “you know, you could have just SIGNED UP for the Navy...”

The second was a huge disappointment compared to the first. Complete was of George Takei, even though it accurately represented the horrors of Japanese internment camps.

More crunchwraps and Cheesy Gordita Crunches for me

Applebees may be microwaved, warmed up freezer meals, but also saving $1300+ on potential food costs is not to be ignored.

Ya there are absolutely zero of these around me. Pizza hut doing anything?