Jesus people being so greedy and getting 10+. It’s not even that good of a pizza.

Counterpoint: “To paraphrase a new Zoomer meme: Snow is 18 years old. He should have been at the club.”

An article over on PC Gamer made a great point about how lackluster this “reveal” was. Like, Bioware is out here teasing more Mass Effect and expecting us all to react like we’re getting the GTA 6 trailer, but they literally haven’t done anything right for a decade, and now they expect our goodwill as customers to get…

That’s ridiculous, there is no Halo 5, that’s a myth

The fact that this game looks like more fun than Starfield is pretty damning for the latter. 

Just cast a young woman as Link and watch the internet explode

Well dang, now I’ve been retiring all wrong

God, this is just sad at this point. Watch Marvel try to trot her out as a post-credit sequence in one of their new movies and try to signal they’re getting the band back together, just to elicit collective groans and dead-eyed murmurs from the audience

Charlotte is the character’s name

Watch the surprise Avengers backup is gonna be that weird kid from Iron Man 3 that was at Stark’s funeral and literally no one knew who he was.

“I really wanted it to be under two hours. I always think about the runtime actually, when I go into a film. I just feel like there’s no need to have it long if you don’t need to, because 1 hour 45 minutes is pretty average for a movie, so we were all really excited,”

“Tell me about why should I do your movie.’” This apparently did not go over well in the room. “They were like, ‘Fuck you,’ And I was like, ‘Right on.’”

As the article mentioned, this movie sort of completely falls off of a cliff after the snowball fight sequence, but the first half is sort of perfect. Buddy getting drunk and dancing in the mailroom is also super weird.

‘I don’t know if this is the hard-hitting news you’re used to covering in Buffalo, Charlotte, but here at New York 1, news is top priority,” he says.’

All this article talks about is Secret Invasion. You’d think it would reminds us of the characters in the new movie (Ms. Marvel, Monica Rambeau) and what they were up to by the end of their Disney+ series so that we know why they’re in this movie, and what they have to do with Captain Marvel.

You’ve just been hired at the Takeout blog

Counterpoint: breadsticks

Yet another GOTY candidate. This year is shaping up to be astounding for the sheer amount of great games that have come out; unfortunately for this game and the rest of the GOTY candidates, they all pale in comparison to Dave the Diver.

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