Ya but purchasing Hogwarts was also fucked morally. There’s been a lot of dumb recent Elon garbage that news sites have unfortunately needed to felt the need to report on, but paying JK for her shit transphobic views were always terrible.

Let me have this

The Queen in the North sicced the fucking HAGUE ON HIM?? And she’s friends with “lately I’ve been dressing for revenge” TSwift?

I’m pretty sure Dream Daddy is the ultimate daddy sim

Sounds like the author just found out about the term “hard relate”

“By the time she leaves and one of her newfound stepsisters asks her if she’ll come visit again, you get the sense that her noncommittal answer is ambiguous to Elora herself.”

Other outlets might have spoiled Hawke as Elora’s dad in the title of their articles, but AVC was not among them (this time).

My favorite Willie Jack-ism is how she adds swears to the end of her sentence, as if punctuation.

“What do you think? Does this all reveal the inner machinations of genius? Let me know in the comments.”

You can take a long walk off a short pier as well

You may want to always add 2077 instead of just the first two letters of the game’s title to avoid getting your door broken down by the FBI.

Excellently written review. Except for:

More special little 20-30 hour gaming experiences, please. It’s why Dave the Diver is so good.

“...it was estimated that every British adult needed to drink 124 pints of beer to reach pre-COVID business levels...”

Christ I’m not even that big of a fan of normal fish, and they HAVE to come up with a better name for it than “3d printed” if they ever want it to catch on.

Sounds like boomer talk

Eh, while online ordering and curbside pickup for groceries was a godsend for contactless supplies during the height of the pandemic, there were definite flaws to the system too.

THE CHEESE IS FUCKING RAWWWW

Get the actual fuck out of here with this