I’m sure todd lazarski fucking wishes that was true

“Shaggy and ambling, sometimes pointless, the thrust of Seinfeld was much like the largely plotless Dunces, perfect for tangential arrows, for misanthropic screeds against modernity, for a near ceaseless airing of grievances, for forays into the absurd ennui of day-job trappings, of getting lunch from said day jobs,…

Movie seems like a meme, but what a murderer’s row of talent: Rogan/Dano/Offerman/D’Onofrio/Ferrera/Ramos/Stan is really impressive.

“That’s the point of civilization,” he explains, “refusing to move. Planting your food next to your bed, eating it when you feel like it, and pooping it right where you buried your parents.”

Man, between this, some idiot columnist trying to come up with a hot take about Martin Short, and Selena Gomez getting dragged for not appreciating the fact that Chris Brown is still allowed to be in public and make music with her reaction at the VMAs, people really want to take down Only Murders in the Building, huh?

Her reasoning doesn’t matter. I wouldn’t want this creep using any picture of me either

Right? That’s some Justin Roiland-level-grooming shit

Two things can be true: her claim that “people made gold” on The Sopranos while she didn’t is pretty messed up, and the fact that she went job-to-job after doing a pretty good job at portraying a character in a ton of episodes of one the best shows of all time is not great.

One of your questions should have been WHY is this being made, or FOR WHOM.

That show’s been off the air for a decade

Arby’s does have great sides, though. Those curly fries with Bronco Berry sauce slap, as the kids say.

I hate this reality

Anyone over 30 has no idea who 60% of these people are and are wondering whether we even still have music videos.

This woman is totally unhinged, and someone close to her needs to take away her damn phone/access to social media.

I read Theo’s return as just being a close friend with Mabel, and maybe being bisexual (“You didn’t tell me about his eyes”). The “I don’t get her either” could be in reference to his friendship towards her. Even if the two do have chemistry (more than the dreadful, hot himbo Tobert), not every relationship needs to…

This is the theory that I’ve latched onto as well. Loretta poisoned the cookies, which Ben was yelling at by himself in his room, and painted Fucking Pig on the mirror when he ate them. But they didn’t take, so Dickie finished the job by pushing him down the elevator shaft.

Gimme my Producers reunion in season 4!

Twitter users with the loudest, shittiest opinions are usually the only ones being reported on.

My parents love Steve Martin but basically hate Martin Short, but find him tolerable in OMITB. I like both a lot in the show, I completely fell for every dip-related joke in seasons 1 and 2, even though it seems like they’re trying to pull them back this season.

They told me I was just some DUMB HICK. They said that to ME, at a dinner