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Tell me you’ve never watched Gravity Falls without saying it

That was speculated elsewhere, and the theory does hold water. It would explain her scrapbook in her apartment, and also the “fucking pig” comment that she keeps using to describe him. She was an abusive stage-mom towards him, probably used this phrase a lot during childhood when he tried to go for cookies. It would

I guess what I’m saying is that it seems that the speed in which new, enormous games are released and that brag about 100+ hours of playtime has completely outpaced me. You’re right in that some high schoolers or college students might love these games and get sucked into them, if they have enough time to play them,

My heart breaks for these poor kids. Lock the parents up forever, the kids deserve foster homes with loving parents.

You can tell the older dudes have no idea where the pronouns thing is coming from, but it’s so nice and refreshing how supportive they are of it anyway.

I’m seeing the word Overwhelming thrown around a lot in these reviews, and that’s a big red flag to me. Quantity over quality is another phrase I saw, but if anything, 100+ hours of gameplay doesn’t draw me in anymore like it did 10 years ago when Skyrim came out, it makes me run for the hills.

Video game journalism in 2023: Copy+pasting from old articles

Serious Voldo vibes in here movements

Brownie giving an incredibly down-to-earth, “focus on where you are” speech and imploring Cheese to listen to the wind around him was so poignant and beautifully shot. And then he ripped one so bad Cheese had to cover his mouth.

Plus her in that dress last episode 😍😍

Not getting beer/liquor at self checkouts is bs. As long as you only get around or under 15 items, you can call someone over to check your ID. It’s an inefficient system, but you’re not stopping me from getting beer with my groceries and heading to the self checkout line. 

I remember playing Space Quest X on the family computer and my mom got really mad at me because Roger Wilco kept getting zapped and shouting “JEsus CHRIST”

I can’t stand this “RELEASE THE X-CUT” trend, it needs to die.

Musk is the real life equivalent of Dung Eater.

At every opportunity. Nothing better than leaving your cradle of yes-men and thirsty twitter tech bros to visit the actual world and realize everyone fucking hates your guts.

YOU’LL GET THEM ANYWAY

I think the show, while still offering moments of hilarity (usually involving Lazlo or Nadja getting angry at Lazlo), is past its prime. Seems to be struggling with storylines and characters when they came naturally in prior seasons, like stretching out Gizmo’s mystery across the entire season and having no clue what

yesyes verygood thank youUUUU

Pete Hines and the developers of this game have no fucking clue what gamers want these days. Hilariously out of touch.

God those veggies look absolutely tragic