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That'll put a kink in your coxyx!

I’m sorry for liking that, but bad choice. ;)

“If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!”

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

Now you can be LITERALLY underwater on your FCA-mobile’s loan!

What, like it’s hard?

Maybe they should have called it Zuul, because of the way it possesses you.

obligs.....

I do not fear Hell, for I have shopped at the Atlantic Center Target in Brooklyn on a Sunday morning when all other customers were Hassidim.

There’s that word again. “Heavy.” Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth’s gravitational pull?

Toyota: Let’s Go Places We Shouldn’t

We’ll all be nervous, and we’ll all be nervous WHILE she’s eviscerating him again, and we’ll be sullen when the press declares “Trump did so great” within the first 3 minutes of the debate ending— and then in the morning, when it all sinks in and the polls respond, then we do the Dance of Joy.