My kiddo has severe tree nut and sesame allergies and tested out of peanuts, almonds, and hazelnuts, so I have some real-world experience here even though I’m not a doctor.

I have some sort of very specific face blindness where all the hemsworths look the same to me. I sat through all of that Rebel Wilson romance satire with Liam and spent the whole time thinking Thor looked weird. 

Right? I miss the ham, egg and cheese sandwich, I don’t necessarily want bacon or sausage in the morning and the ham was the perfect size and taste. 

I like the shopping cart theory, but I look at it far less black and white than just “did you put the cart away”.

My mother swears by sunscreen as an effective deterrent. Bonus, her pumpkins never burn. 

Also a lot of parks have super strict rules about pulling your phone out while on the ride. Like, you’re off the ride and possibly kicked out if they catch you, because they don’t want the liability of loose objects getting flung off into the face of the people behind you.

It should be clearer that it’s for the Pacific Northwest only then...the only one of those that I have in my area of NJ is 7-11, and that’s the place of last resort for me.

Pepsi is eyeing this as their chance to snake the royal warrant away from Coke. 

Thirdhand story but my friend from college claimed her boyfriend’s father was hit on by Martha Stewart repeatedly, so this tracks. 

It’s worth noting that the Brandeis African American Studies program has some pretty cool origins. The students took over Ford Hall for several days until the university created an African American Studies program.

I was just saying yesterday that I find deadlifts to be easier when they’re heavier. Not like 1 rep max heavy, but I feel more locked in and safer with a 10 rep max deadlift weight over a super light one. 

Does calling a hot dog a bologna sandwich just further muddy the waters?

The difference too is Crisp Ratt and Leticia will make a comment, and it’s immediately buried or never spoken of again. Disney has their PR on lockdown and they generally do not want any of their stars expressing any major opinions.

Along the same lines: lime juice. A splash of lime juice goes a long way in seltzer, and I don’t know if its the carbonation or what, but it brings out the lime flavor more than with regular water. I always keep a bottle of key lime juice in the fridge to add to seltzers. 

Oh fuck yea. Toss them on a baking sheet with a touch of oil, some salt, and some garlic...broil until deliciousness happens. 

I don’t mind leftover mac and cheese. Sometimes it’s a bit dry, but it’s still mac and cheese. Maybe I’m just not picky. 

Also, if you’re prone to deep congestion or sinus issues, MAKE SURE you take a decongestant and possibly wear depressurizing earplugs when you fly.

This is missing the debate that’s nearly torn New Jersey in two...taylor ham or pork roll?

Osmosis gummies are especially excellent if you soak them in vodka. We used to make vodka gummies in college-much less work than jello shots, and who doesn’t love an enormous alcoholic gummy bear? 

As a proud Brandeis alum, good luck to her!