I’m sitting at my desk crying laughing at “gross things we do to fish”. Because that is possibly the best and most accurate description of everything fish my grandmother ever served.

My son was so distressed when I told him I was an alien, because my birth certificate lists a gas giant planet as my birthplace. It’s because it also happened to be the name of the town where I was born, but I told him my birth certificate said I was from <planet>, and he absolutely freaked the fuck out, to the point…

Yea that deserved a spot on this list. Just freaking cruel man. 

Keeley is amazing. She and Rebecca have the greatest friend chemistry, and I love Rebecca’s vaguely uncomfortable faces merging into “I guess I’m flattered” face every time Keeley comments on Rebecca being attractive.

Ted Lasso is hands down the best show of the year. In addition to subverting a lot of toxic stereotypes about pro athletes, as you mentioned, it’s also a show where the adults act like adults, and there’s a refreshing pro-sex/pro-honesty theme throughout.

My parents live in Cape May, NJ and several of the restaurants and b&bs claim to be haunted. We used to go on vacations there before my parents retired there, and I never encountered any ghosts.

I have zero doubt that Chelsea Handler was naked. If her books are even 1/4 truth I doubt she needed much of an excuse to drop trou. 

Wait, does that mean I can get an oversized token and buy a new VP?

Also screwing things up is the whimsically named “chicken tax”

Might be regional. I’m from NJ and I’ve always said “call out sick”. 

I guess. I’m from NJ too, and it seemed like other states they went with the expected influences (like Cuban for Florida, and French-Canadian for NH), and I feel like NJ gets shit on unfairly for so much, but we have so many amazing Indian restaurants and grocery stores it seemed weird to skip mentioning it entirely.

Ha ha ha.

This isn’t bad, but they clearly never visited central NJ, or they would have at least given an honorable mention to Indian food. 

Ok, I like that date cutoff because it still barely edges me into Gen X.

I am too, but I prefer to argue we were cheated out of being part of Gen X. Alternately, we are xennial/oregon trail generation.

Based on my classmates, I think we were probably mostly Ravenclaws, with one or two famous alums who might qualify as Griffyndors. 

On the other hand, “weird old dude obsessed with medieval castles” is how my alma mater ended up with a castle as a dorm for a long time.

I said this when the story first broke, but there’s a very simple way for the offspring Mossimos to salvage their reputations: go to a community college.

Oh for sure. I actually think it’s even sadder.

Yea this reads far more like Project Veritas went after a poor, mentally ill person...which is even worse, since it sounds like the person in question legitimately saw it as two separate identities voting.