That’s my personal feeling (though my state votes so late, it doesn’t matter what I think).

As an adult I was given Singulair for my allergies, and it had a terrible magnifying effect on my anxiety and depression. It’s not just kids who can be negatively impacted by this. I already had anxiety, but I will never take Singulair again, because it just made everything so much worse. 

On the other hand, “Sad matzoh birthday cakes” would make an AMAZING band name for an emo-klezmer mashup. 

I have non-Jewish colleagues who LOVE matzah too...I don’t get it. My coworker gets so excited for Passover and stocks up on Matzah and she’s Catholic. I guess it’s different if it’s not forced upon you or tied inextricably to long seders with only Manischewitz for comfort. 

Damn, that was a harsh review of hamantaschen...for some reason I love them. I get so excited for spring because first it’s Purim and hamantaschen, and then it’s Passover and those ridiculous chocolate covered jelly rings which shouldn’t be at all appealing but damn I could eat a box in one sitting.

The footage of Jill Biden diving into action is the single greatest thing I’ve seen all day. That woman didn’t skip a beat-the Secret Service should recruit her. 

Combos taste best on a road trip. Preferrably like an hour into a 4-5 hour drive.

I tried it yesterday (I was at Dunkin anyway getting my son a snack, and saw they had it, so why not?)

Exactly-and it could be that someone said to him “Hey, how Jen holding up with her ex going on and on in interviews?”, and he gave the typical concerned boyfriend answer. Doesn’t mean he’s about to go all alpha male on Batfleck or something. 

Where do I bill Jalopnik for the tetanus I’m pretty sure I caught from looking at those photos?

If anyone shows up with an instrument case registered to Carlos Ghosn, then yea, he’s making a run for it. 

I want more details on the sleep sandwiches. Are they different than awake ones? Does he cover both sides of the bread with peanut butter and trap the jelly in the middle? Does he take requests? Toast the bread? We need details!

Oh shit I forgot all about Drop Dead Gorgeous. Definitely need to add that in too, and that triumvirate would definitely get more viewers than Miss America. 

Proposal: In place of the actual pageant, just pay networks to broadcast “Little Miss Sunshine” and “Miss Congeniality”. 

FWIW, that’s because there’s increasing evidence that women are better at endurance sports than men. When you get to ultramarathon type levels, women are equal to or outperform men at times...basically, shorter distances favor men, longer distances favor women.

Bingo! Sonic is for kids. My son understood how to play Sonic on my phone when he was 4 (he’s 6 now). He loves the old Sonic cartoon, Sonic X, and Sonic Boom. He and his best bud have been asking me for two months if they can go see the Sonic movie together.

we have so much in common...we both like talking. Or not talking. 

Thank you! That was my first thought as well. 

Actually, oral immunotherapy (OIT) is done by eating tiny amounts of peanut flour and building up a resistance. My son did it and has been declared free of his peanut allergy, though he still has to eat peanut butter a few times a week just to remain adjusted to it.

Yup. At the end of the day, DO NOT FUCK WITH NANCY PELOSI. She is a badass. Honestly, I’m on her side politically and I’d be terrified to give a speech with her standing behind me...she’s got the “I am very disappointed in you, and you WILL hear all about it as soon as we’re not in public” face down to a science.