I’m just really glad someone else sees it too. I was starting to worry I was the only one with such a twisted view of the world.

Oh my god the corporate synergy would be amazing! And think of all the Lifetime/Hallmark stars they could use as cameos! I think a good chunk of the country would tune in to watch Tori Spelling get iced in the cold open...

My takeaway from these movies is this:

It might be regional but I had the same experience. A sloppy joe was a deli sandwich. I vaguely understood from school lunches that there was some other kind of sloppy joe that involved ground beef, but I always thought that was the wrong name.

Kate also tends more conservative because she’s the future queen, and Meghan isn’t going to ascend any higher in the hierarchy, so she has more freedom to experiment with her outfits than Kate. 

I take grad classes online and we have to submit every paper to turn it in before we submit it to the prof. 

At a thrift sale ones my kid desperately wanted what looked at first glance like plastic soldiers so we bought it. This particular thrift sale was pretty chaotic and the set was only $2 so whatever, right?

It really is. And that feeling still crops up with every text, a year later.

I mean... the whole thing is batshit but why not just enforce the boyfriend rule for the girlfriend? That’s an actual compromise. 

I wonder if it got conflated with some sort of alimony or settlement payout over a five year period. There is a stipulation in many alimony settlements that if the receiver gets married or cohabitates with a significant other the alimony can be dropped or lowered.

Any reason you wouldn’t take a five year old to see this? My son is super psyched based on the trailer, and he’s seen The Avengers and Jurassic Park, so I think we’re in the clear....

Agreed. I was a vegetarian for most of college, but one night after a particularly upsetting fight with my parents, I totally went and got McD’s chicken nuggets. Totally worth feeling like ass for them in that moment. They’re like a once a year comfort hug. 

Yes. Then salt the ground to be sure. 

The NRA has become the major obstacle to an open gun control discussion. It’s impossible to have a discussion about gun control because as soon as the words are out the NRA is screaming like a toddler having a tantrum.

Another story on this mentioned they used the son’s shark tooth necklace to pop the float when they got to land, which just confirms 100% this was Florida. 

We once had a squirrel nest in our car. My ex was driving and kept hearing a squealing noise so she went to the dealership, and they were shocked to find a nest of baby squirrels in the engine hood. Our then-3 year old wanted to keep them as pets.

For what it’s worth, that exact code haunted me on my 2008 Prius for almost a year before I finally replaced it.

I just assume they have photos of him in drag on a BDSM float at a pride parade.

Very pleasant surprise! Polls were showing it would lean D but I breathed a huge sigh of relief.

I’m sure it is still super restrictive. But I was more replying to the fact that Moss is not an example of a new generation of fresh Scientologists, since she didn’t choose to join as an adult.