All I know is that now I have a powerful craving for halvah. 

I was convinced as a child that vampires were going to eat me. My solution was to sleep with the covers wrapped completely around my head so only my mouth was free to breath. I slept like that even in summertime-it didn’t matter how hot it was, if my neck was exposed I couldn’t sleep out of fear I was going to get…

But did you try the thin crust DiGiorno? For some odd reason it’s the only frozen pizza my 5 year old will eat. 

1) I am one of the weirdos who loves candy corn, but because it is so unloved, it’s hard to find in anything other than ginormous bags. I just want like a tiny amount of candy corn, because my family crest is an angry pancreas and diabetes meds. (Seriously-my father, grandfather, and two great uncles all had/have type…

Chiming in-my son is allergic to peanuts, tree nuts and sesame. He’s still little, so we do most of the planning and talking for him.

I just checked-Livingston mall, which IIRC isn’t far from Madison, has both a Spencers AND a Hot Topic. And a Sears. It’s like the mall that retail forgot.

Agreed 100%. If I’m paying by card I’ll probably hit 10-15% on the little prompt, but if I’m paying cash and it’s, say, $4.10, I’ll pay with a 5 and toss the remaining .90 in the tip jar, which is more of a 22% tip. 

Seriously! I live less than an hour outside of NYC, the local Mr Tire I took my 2008 Prius to was phenomenal-cheap and honest. They would tell me when repairs were a 911, when they could wait, they always gave me accurate quotes, and on more than one occasion I would show up with an issue that I was convinced would…

Haha.

Good points! Although maybe you answered the central question-are we sure the characters are supposed to be sentient life? ;)

It might also depend on the year/trim. I had a 2008 Touring trim, which apparently took lower profile tires, which might explain why they wore out more quickly for me. I do also drive 50+ miles daily on NJ highways, so really I guess I’m lucky I’m not replacing tires daily. 

I read the books out of an obligation-I read the first one and felt compelled to complete them.

It’s also worth noting a lot of police stations/county sheriff offices have drop offs for unwanted opioids. I’ve been given percoset for surgeries before, and honestly while it works great for my pain, I stopped taking it after a few days but usually had a decent amount left over. I’m embarrassed to admit I forgot…

1) Priuses really do chew through tires like cheap gum. My old Prius would eat tires so often I practically had my own dedicated seat at Mr Tire.

I did that in college with salt. In hindsight, I’m pretty sure I had some sort of sodium deficiency, because I had the blood pressure of a 3-day old corpse and craved salt like a vampire craves blood. Nothing I ate was salty enough for me.

My exact thought-I was wondering as I read the letter if a red ball was involved.

It’s not a bad looking car! I just bought a Cruze hatchback (because I frigging love hatchbacks and GM was both nicer and gave me a far better deal than Mazda), and I spent some time checking the Bolt out during some downtime at the dealership. I have no place to charge one but they look like nice, solid cars. 

Oh man, imagine if she suddenly stopped, declared “Tikka GADOLA BITCHES” and just blew one long note for like 5 minutes straight.

So Susan Sarandon went to my HS, and Debra Messing went to the same college as me. Sarandon used to lie about having been at EHS, which I don’t blame her (and anecdotally she was...less than pleasant at her HS reunion), and Messing refused to wear a Brandeis shirt on Will and Grace which made us all really sad.

I can’t think about Dean Norris now without hearing Reva from Claws in my head: “Where is fat homosexual?”