DO NOT READ ARMADA. Seriously, Armada is so bad it made me retroactively dislike RPO because it came from the same author.

Wait...so Meghan Markle sought to emulate Princess Di by...being altruistic and trying to help the world? How exactly is this a bad thing?

We dressed my kiddo as yoda for his first halloween. He was 4 months old and it was amazing.

YES EXACTLY. I can’t imagine a scenario where someone wearing a swastika would pose with me and I would be all “ok cool, cool, cool” as opposed to “FUCK YOU ON BEHALF OF MY GRANDPARENTS AND THEIR FAMILIES”

I am not a huge zombies fan but I love the show. Seriously, I legit laugh out loud at least once per episode. Season 2 is really the show hitting its stride and it is EXCELLENT.

Yup. I read Forbes fairly regularly for work reasons, and I remember Mendelsohn being equally asshat-ish towards Wonder Woman, basically expressing shock that a female-led superhero was doing so well.

That’s a myth...I have a prius with 155,000 miles on it and the battery is fine. I’ve replaced the auxiliary battery but the main battery is still going strong.

I love Guinness. It’s my go-to beer, especially if I’m the DD and I’m out at a bar for the night. 1-2 Guinnesses nursed over a few hours isn’t enough to even get a buzz, but they’re pleasant to drink and no one questions why you aren’t pounding them back.

Im sorry...I’m still stuck on the part where you can apparently bring a rabbit into the white house. Is he an emotional support rabbit? Do the animal rules just not apply if you’re VP? Do Marlon Bundo and the white house chef have an adversarial relationship where the chef wants to cook Marlon Bundo and serve him at a…

I can’t stand Catelyn Stark. Not because she’s not right, but because she manages to go about being right in the worst possible ways. Look, when all your enemies are playing 3D chess and you’re struggling with Go Fish, well, there’s a reason your family has a tough time keeping their heads attached to their bodies.

I have a 2008 Prius...I swear every person who has been in my car has asked me why it beeps like a school bus in reverse, and then expressed extreme confusion as to why it only beeps INSIDE the car...they thought maybe it beeped outside the car because it was so quiet. Nope-Toyota is apparently fine with people being…

That’s fair. My ex has an outback but my only experience with the VW wagons is my friend’s Jetta Wagon, where she crammed three kids and their stuff into the backseat for almost a year until they upgraded to a minivan.

VW needs to do two things:

This is a bit of weird one, but hats. Pull a ball cap down low over your face, combine it with masculine clothing, and people read you as male no matter how big your boobs are. I have big boobs too, and when I have a ball cap on and my hair is short, I get read as male constantly. I once walked into Walgreens after…

I had a Nissan Sentra in college. My senior year it got rear-ended and I had to have the trunk and bumper replaced.

I had no idea that was T Swift, and now I have to stop claiming I don’t know any of her songs.

My mom loves the Hallmark Christmas movies, so like all good Jews we ate chinese food and marathoned them on Christmas Day.

Oscar Isaac plays the husband of the biologist, not the interrogator.

Honestly, I think to some extent this is also on the author-if he didn’t say “hey, I added one quick, blink and you miss it line that the biologist is asian, and also the psychologist is half native american” you would have zero clue from the first book, nor would you have any indication this was important information…

All true, except I feel like Soylent tastes more like pureed Kix. And sadness.