I doubt associating with Roy Cohn would have made Trump LESS homophobic, considering that Roy Cohn himself was fairly self-loathing, and he died of AIDS, which I am sure germaphobe Trump was also freaked out about.

Ok, I suspected that was what they were based on the context clues, but then I thought there couldn’t possibly be that many stupid conspiracy theory buffs.

Trump promised to appoint judges who would overturn the gay marriage decision, plus the RNC platform is the most anti-LGBT platform ever crafted on a major party, I believe. (In it, they want gay marriage repealed, they say children should be raised by heterosexual parents, it’s totally cool to send your kid to…

I am afraid to google it, but what exactly is a chemtrail?

This is my worst nightmare in an electric car, because I had it happen once in a regular car and it was terrifying.

My wife has my phone passcode and the pattern for my tablet. I have hers as well. Also, we have each other’s emails as the backups for password resets on GMail.

That one was the most terrifying and sad, by far...she had a lot of guts to get out and to write that.

She definitely spends some time on her career, though not a lot of specifics beyond enjoying doing King of Queens, etc.

That’s a shame. We really liked the Flex we had for a few years. Ended up downsizing into an Outback, but we were pretty sad to give up the space the Flex afforded us. It was truly cavernous inside.

This happens to me at least twice a day, and I can’t handle much more disappointment. It’s definitely next week, right?

Wow I did not expect that when I clicked the link.

No if the president isn’t serving and the VP takes over, the VP appoints a new VP to replace himself. I believe Congress has to approve it, but it would definitely not automatically go to Paul Ryan. Instead I believe Paul Ryan would simply be next in line if something happened to the President PRIOR to appointing a…

Wait, what the fuck...when did baseball caps become “dad hats”? I pretty much have a ball cap glued to my head every waking hour I am not at work, and I have never heard it referred to as a dad cap.

I would forgive the dog on the skateboard if the dog were the billionaire bankrolling the heist.

It choked traffic to the George Washington Bridge, but in doing so it literally froze the town for hours. No one could get through, including ambulances and emergency crews.

There were stories that the rest of his family is appropriately horrified.

I am deeply ashamed that my attempts to teach the dog to pee on our neighbor’s Trumpence sign have failed so far. But I still have two weeks to go!

nosefrida, aka the snotsucker: http://fridababy.com/product/nosefrida/

Yup, a friend of mine had that with her third kid. It’s called precipitous labor, and I think it’s measured as less than 3 hours from onset of labor to birth. Or something in that window.

I hate the CR-V with a passion. Ever since it got redesigned with that weird bubble butt, it looks like it is pregnant and about to birth a Honda Fit on the highway.