I heard a lady on NPR the other day who was pro-Trump because Hillary, “spent the whole debate flirting with the camera.”

Twenty bucks says this does more damage to Billy Bush than to Trump.

This is precisely what’s going on. He isn’t complimenting his daughter, he’s complimenting “someone/something he made.” It’s not really about Ivanka at all; he merely sees the fantasy of sex with her as the closest thing to sex with himself (ie. the only person he really loves and dreams about)

Come on, Ashley, you missed the worst best one:

Who are these mythical “undecided” voters, and in what fairy tale universe are you finding them?

This is a campaign where Trump can simultaneously boast about shooting a man on 5th Avenue and still win the election while lamenting that Hillary can shoot someone at a Trump rally and not get prosecuted. We are so fucked.

Never. Even on November 9th he’ll be polling around 35%.

The guy hires idiot doctors and idiot lawyers. I mean, what are the odds that he somehow gets it right when it comes to accountants?

No, we are not. Here is why I say that: Today, a friend of a friend started posting on FB about why he supports Trump. In that explanation, he asserted that people call Trump a misogynist, racist, anti-immigrant xenophobe but, and I quote, “no one has ever said why” they use those words.

The part that gets me is that he was STILL doing his job! He was out protecting Kourtney and the other one, and Kim was supposed to be safe at the secret celebrity hotel/mansion thing that had a person posted at the door.

Brass tax? I didn’t know there was a tax on metal alloys.

Lol this dude’s Twitter is the bodyguard equivalent of Pippa Middleton’s parody “Pippa Tips” account!

Yeezus!

His name is “Pascal Duvier”, so maybe to get out ahead of any assumptions that he is French? I don’t think they’re making a big deal of it, though. Also, he mentions it himself in tweet #4.

So, do people think he was in on it or just not doing his job?