Kandi and Kenya Kardashian have been off at boarding school.

How can Trump make America white again when he can’t even stop Machado from becoming a citizen and voting against him? What a fat loser he is!

Yeah and that’s part of the problem. There are apparently a significant number of people who think Cartman would be a great president cause he makes them laugh

Yes, the “really mean ads” that use his own quotes. It’s so delicious.

I’m 100% sure Kellyanne Conway did her level best to drill into his head how devastating the misogyny is (those ads are killing him), but it just didn’t register. He doesn’t seem to understand that it’s a problem for women, who are more than half of voters, as well as thinking men, or those with daughters and…

So then his orange complexion is the result of eating Cheesy Poofs non-stop thoughout his childhood

Yes! Dooseys face...uncomfortable shifting. Does this guy WANT to lose? (The answer is I think is that he wants to win, but he along with 65% or more of America and 95% of the earth will be relieved when he doesn’t.)

He just doesn’t know when to stop.

Even those fuckers at Fox are starting to realize the kind of monster they’ve created. We are truly living through some interesting times, folks.

I love how their faces kind of collectively freeze as he starts to talk about Ms. Universe having “gained a lot of weight.” Like they’re all thinking “Shut up shut up SHUT UP WHAT ARE YOU DOING.”

Mother Theresa, she was just tremendous, she was a very good friend of mine. A lot of people are saying she would be on the trail stumping for me if she hadn’t died and become a saint but I don’t know that’s just what people say. That woman would never have gained any weight. No matter what she was doing and I…

Or! And I’m just spit-balling here, she’s actually doing herself a big favor playing into the “I don’t know a damn thing, okay?” version of events.

She needs to know!

I’ve had some of my Frederick’s bras for 15+ years. You was a VS one once, and it’s trash.

When there’s a ton of padding, THERE IS NOWHERE FOR MY BOOBS GO GO. Except out of their casing and into my chin, or to give me the wonderful double boobed look. Fuck Victoria’s Secret. Her goddamn secret is that she has no clue how to make a functional bra.

I cannot star this enough, that my boobs do not need to be padded. I do not want to buy a bra that already has boobs in the cups. (36D)

Agreed very much. They make good bras for large boobs that don’t have padding. VS, my giant knockers don’t need any fucking padding, for fucks sake. They come with enough naturally.