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Most of us appreciate your integrity. Some just have thin skin when it comes to their ideology (despite telling everyone else to “toughen up because political correctness is destroying America!”).

This is very important to military issues, one of these people could be the next POTUS. This made no political claims, it just analyzed the transcript. As far as click bait, not sure how this is clickbait, certainly a lot of time and effort went into analyzing the statements made.

I was dumbfounded by Carson’s and Cruz’s responses, but then I remembered that I was watching a clown convention and resumed laughing.

Those were actual candidates last night? I thought it was one of those SNL election specials. Wasn’t that Will Ferrell playing Bush?

“Our Navy is at its smallest size since 1917” It’s also much more powerful as well.

I worked in grocery stores in produce for 11 years. I have been pushed, yelled at, cussed at, called a moron, had customers destroy hundred of dollars in merchandise out of anger... The fact is people act like this all the time... You are not entitled to anything and more people quite customer service jobs over things

people honestly act this crazy ALL THE TIME at the apple store.

I’m going pretentious with DeflatorMaus.

“Inject your fingers with magnets so you can feel electrical current.”

“Hi, Visa? Yes, I’m going to need a replacement card again so I can order more soylent. Mine has stopped swiping for some reason. Yes, I can do local pickup. Let me just uber myself down to the nearest branch office.”

I don’t know if she goes by Mrs. or Ms., but there is a difference. When students refer to me as Mrs. Cocopop, this is how I school them-

Don’t. I mean, don’t trust Maureen Dowd and this scurrilous piece for a sign of anything. I’m all team Biden and I’d really like to deck Dowd for writing this.

Don’t do it, Joe. Don’t do it. He was meant for the vice-presidency, and I think he’s the best vice-president we’ve ever had, or certainly one of the best. He’s great in a supporting role. He got run over in both 1988 and 2008 and should not let it happen again.

Let Bernie and Hillary handle things.

When is Gordon Ramsay not shirtless? He’s the number one most shirtless celebrity chef by a margin of like 10bn%.

About 20 years ago, I was working at a car rental agency in an airport when the stars of the WWF show that night came rolling in. Hogan, Roddy, Macho Man, Bigelow....Anyways, they don’t even break character when renting cars. Roddy was acting like he got the best car of the bunch, Macho didn’t like what I was giving

Truth is, his wrestling achievements aside, the guy will best be remembered for the line “I have come to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I’m all outta bubblegum.”

Mmm, buttascotch, yo

And they’re generally less shitty.

Where else are you going to have a first date when you meet on “Tinder”?

If you knew the Hulk I knew,

you’d know his racist heart.



He’d never want to hurt white fans,

or his family from the start.



If you knew Hulk Hogan,

you would know how hard he fake fought...



and the way it brought a smile to people light, medium and dark