it's impossible to understate how poorly this stuff reflects on the US to outsiders. a while ago I had someone from Kenya ask me about all the cop shootings going on back home, saying how horrible it is. you know things are bad when someone from Kenya shows you sympathy for shit happening in your home country.

I’m have a really horrible day. I’m in terrible pain that drugs won’t even touch, and I’ve been having trouble thinking about anything except how miserable I am.

Staff member poked me with a spear. 1 star.

“Complimentary hat was quite prickly and uncomfortable.”

“Restaurant food was decent but I had to provide my own bread and wine. The next day I was nailed to a plank of wood and died. Would not recommend.”

I don't fundamentally disagree with anything you're saying, and I imagine much of boils down to my cynicism.

But The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo is an absolutely fantastic film.

"I star in it with my son/daughter/children."

How do comments like this still exist? Wrestling commentary is some of the smartest and most creative TV criticism on the internet. There's a whole industry of adult "smart fans" analyzing the psychology behind the writing and performances that make the show. It's the same deal as good games writing. And yes, I'm…

The BBB is such a fucking scam. You can literally buy your way to ratings. There have been various stories on it, which you can google.

Thanks, Oprah, for inflicting Dr. Phil on our national culture.

Then she started eating her own underwear, and I wasn't into it at all. Apologies to folks who are into that, but it's not my thing.

They had me at milkshake machine.