I’m close friends with Brittney. I knew her before she was a virgin.

The American Way: Somebody else (not me) is doing something that I don’t want them to do. Fuck ‘em up! Now!

Ben Stiller = DDL = Lincoln.

If this is true, then it disproves the assertion that the coach or coaches ordered the hit. Texas coaches wouldn’t be sufficiently offended by a racist ref.

It’s a part-time job, it pays fairly well, and there’s lots of drama.

Either that, or their legs are glued together.

In plain English, it’s “How can we blame this on Obama?”

I imagine the average Gamestop employee as having an MFA degree and $250k in student loan debt.

The Right-wing Rosa Parks.

You left out the punchline.

You didn’t give us much of a trigger warning. Ooofa!

Yep. Or he’s alive, and the wife hands him divorce papers.

“Baylor itself never releases the actual findings.”

Farnam: My wife worked at the Herald. She fucking hated that bitch.

This is a woman who’s just had her vagina flicked.

We have many privileges in this country. One privilege is that we don’t ever have to grow up if we don’t want to.

Yep, now watch him screw it up again!

Thanks. I appreciate the update.

So what’s Howard’s take on perpetual “fan of the show” Donald Trump’s POTUS candidacy?

Immediately below is a list of people that Bernie Sanders is much less-bad than: