And you’ll get more stars than ever before writing some empty contrarian bullshit under every single thing Nolan writes! The symbiosis is complete!

Clearly one of the defensive linemen shouted DROP THE FOOTBALL in his best Publix security guard voice

Exactly. The whole notion of “respecting the office, not the man” is based on convention and tradition but this whole election him and his buddy blatantly ignored that convention and tradition whenever it suited them. Releasing tax returns? Agreeing to put holdings in blind trust? Not having government agencies try to…

Like, do you think they realize the irony of lecturing America about respecting Vice Presidents at a musical about a VP MURDERING SOMEONE?

Bear pets dog.

“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.”

The Polar Bears need to check their white privilege and get consent before they start rubbing up on bitches that are just trying to relax.

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#mandatory

That 3% battery charge bothers me more than anything mentioned in the article.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

“Evans apparently commented on someone else’s Instagram post and said he did not vote in the election.”

“Evans apparently commented on someone else’s Instagram post and said he did not vote in the election.”

I’m sure it’s there in Cincinnati, but outside the region, I don’t really ever hear Marvin Lewis’ name come up in coaching change talks. I know they’ve had some good years, but after that many playoff losses, you’d think he’d at least be talked about a little.

C’mon, there is a 0% chance you would have made this post if that picture didn’t exist, right? I don’t want to be overly sensitive, but the dude is either dealing with serious mental issues, serious addiction issues, or a combination of the two.

What was the purpose of this post other than mental illness click bait? “Look, here’s a guy who hit rock bottom, how fascinating!” No context, no story, just “funny weird picture that will get us traffic.” He’s not in the public eye anymore so definitely not newsworthy. I love Deadspin but come on, this is the kind of…

“It can be hard to put your finger on exactly what you fear most about the rise of Donald Trump: the racism? The sexism? The xenophobia? The profoundly dangerous lack of judgment?”

Do you have any links to sexed up Disney Princesses so I understand what you are referencing?