And you’ll get more stars than ever before writing some empty contrarian bullshit under every single thing Nolan writes! The symbiosis is complete!

Clearly one of the defensive linemen shouted DROP THE FOOTBALL in his best Publix security guard voice

Exactly. The whole notion of “respecting the office, not the man” is based on convention and tradition but this whole election him and his buddy blatantly ignored that convention and tradition whenever it suited them. Releasing tax returns? Agreeing to put holdings in blind trust? Not having government agencies try to…

Like, do you think they realize the irony of lecturing America about respecting Vice Presidents at a musical about a VP MURDERING SOMEONE?

“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.”

That 3% battery charge bothers me more than anything mentioned in the article.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

“Evans apparently commented on someone else’s Instagram post and said he did not vote in the election.”

“Evans apparently commented on someone else’s Instagram post and said he did not vote in the election.”

I’m sure it’s there in Cincinnati, but outside the region, I don’t really ever hear Marvin Lewis’ name come up in coaching change talks. I know they’ve had some good years, but after that many playoff losses, you’d think he’d at least be talked about a little.

C’mon, there is a 0% chance you would have made this post if that picture didn’t exist, right? I don’t want to be overly sensitive, but the dude is either dealing with serious mental issues, serious addiction issues, or a combination of the two.

What was the purpose of this post other than mental illness click bait? “Look, here’s a guy who hit rock bottom, how fascinating!” No context, no story, just “funny weird picture that will get us traffic.” He’s not in the public eye anymore so definitely not newsworthy. I love Deadspin but come on, this is the kind of…

For the life of me I’ll never understand why the democrats cleared the decks to anoint a candidate who had already failed miserably in 2008 and who revealed herself to be isolated and utterly out of touch with the electorate.

The 52% of white women who voted for Trump are the ones that really boggle my mind. I just don’t get it. I should start telling them to shut their mouths and assign them ratings based on looks. Then I can just grab their pussies to shut them up.

“It can be hard to put your finger on exactly what you fear most about the rise of Donald Trump: the racism? The sexism? The xenophobia? The profoundly dangerous lack of judgment?”

Why is it OK that 1% of the comments is going to get 95% of the stars?!?! OCCUPY KINJA!

Well she is the 1%, so...

Do you have any links to sexed up Disney Princesses so I understand what you are referencing?