In rape trials I defend, I pick as many women jurors I can get away with. All my colleagues do.

Fake White Guilt is a helluva drug.

The problem is that the legal consensus is that you can’t charge a sitting president with a crime.

This is really the whole deal right here. You nailed it.

It’s pretty clear that conservatives see their principle platform item to be making liberals angry — or trying to do so — without ceasing. #children

You know, I just read your list about and I gasped. I mean, I’ve heard of all that, but to see it in the same comment? Wow. Our country is well and truly fucked. Half our country — more or less — has the critical thinking skills of your average 9th grader.

You must be a loads of fun at parties.

I can confidently say that I learned the basics of cross-examination while watching “The Practice” at my dad’s house when I’d come home from law school.

Ha! That was precisely what I uttered to myself. Great minds and such . . .

zING!!!! You’re killin’ it.

“You’re like a black Steve Harvey.”

OH, come off it.

I just hope that my wife looks at me one day like Trump’s does.

True, but she’s hardly stuck.

I mean, at this point, he’s probably not far off. #werefucked

I guess ordering people to do what they signed up for, enforcing federal law, has moving goalposts.

They look like they just got caught doing something. So.

Good points all. I just don’t believe, though, that the GOP’s sitting on its hands about Trump is only because they’re dicks. There’s got to be more to it — much more — than that. Does that make sense? I mean, I get that their obstructionist, but this goes above and beyond.

Leave my ex out of this!

God, I love modern Democrats.