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quesadilla-lefty

The dem party is fatally flawed. It’s infected to its roots. Why would decent people anywhere want to have anything to do with it?

No 😬

In other words, McConnell has a wide stance. 😜

Wow. This is a LIFE case. It’s the production of porn which really gets him. Damn.

“Stay with it. Stay with it. Just chase it down.” (My dad’s marriage advice.)

Counterpoint: he and Rodman will be twin envoys re: the North Korean nuclear crisis.

Cue the #bluelivesmatter trolls in 3, 2...

So, that’s what it takes, huh? Giving them what they want?

Gotcha. Well, it just takes one on they jury. 🙏🏻

In July?

Ugh. We’re screwed. 😪😪😪

Yo, I’m trying a federal case in Syracuse for the rest of this month. What will the jury be like there?

What’s gonna happen to Taylor Swift?

#GestationGambit?

No, and I’m a guy.

Criminal attorney here. This is the correct take. They’re not mutually exclusive.

So, what’s the story here?

Hood Street? I mean, is that the sina qua non of whitewashing or naw?

LAVAR FOR PRESIDENT IN 2028!

This is really amazing irony. The consistency in tone is what makes it.