Oooof. The jokes write themselves.

I saw what you did there. I’ll allow it.

No kidding. That’s the lede, if not the headline itself. If the Left and Right thinks that its reps. have their backs . . .

This post is life.

As a Gen-exer but with an old soul, the uber rich partying with law enforcement sounds pretty familiar.

Your ratio is off. It’s Texas 😬👌🏻

Got damn!! 👌🏻👌🏻

It’s really all kind of coming together with this guy. He’s first and foremost a media showman. I’m convinced that he got into the Presidency to lay the foundation for some kind of Trump Network he could leave to his kids’ control. So when he resigns — and yes, I think it’s possible he will — him sliding over to…

I’ve always thought she was technically a good writer, but yes, most of her posts are really about her.

White guy here. I honestly didn’t know that there’s a mass shooting virtually every day, but there’s no doubt that at least 95 percent of them are perpetrated by white men. Zero doubt at all. And frankly, 95 percent is being generous.

Go to a massage parlor or something for chrissakes sakes. Or keep the electricity on. Just do something.

Um, I’ve been a criminal defense attorney for 16 years. The answer is that it’s strong circumstantial evidence of his intent (beyond a reasonable doubt is not used for bail decisions.) Stop trying to make this is a race issue.

I’ve got a high ranking journalist friend who can confirm that the “pussy grabber” tape was in the media’s possession long, long before it was released.

Reports have the police still there, at the Speedway, picking up the last of the shell casings and teeth.

That’s a terrible thing to say.

Chuck Cecil?

Pfffft . . . I’m laughing and I live here.

This is well said. But it begs the question: to what extent was the media responsible for such a vicious rightward turn in our country? There are of course First Amendment concerns, but giving equal news time to bigots is a huge problem.

Wait wait wait. Do you honestly believe that Jezebel has a progressive agenda? I don’t think you’re familiar, with due respect, with what the word “progressive” means.