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This comment wins the internet super bowl.

I wish I had that problem: being underneath her.

Q. Where did Prince Charles spend his honeymoon? A. Indiana.

Yo, is that a skin tag? Would love to know, but know getting lippy with me, please. I’m hungary this morning.

Lawyer here. Agree with you completely. The guy has no case.

Don’t mind me but your get up in that remark made me laugh out loud β€” literally. Well played. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ»

Bingo. Or negotiating some kind of third way in terms of sending him back. 😑

This is absolutely correct. It’s sad but it’s true.

The way you handled that was perfect. Oh, and the pictures are funnier than a rubber crutch.

Hi, Jane β€” What is better for me? Straight legged sit ups or sit ups with my legs bent? Yours β€” CWI

They are. Yes. He reminds me of the popular radio guy, Mark Levin β€” constant whining and ranting.

On the other hand, my grandpa bragged about how, upon his death, we’d have to lean on the coffin to get it shut, so.

And I hate tan suits now. My ex made off with the only two I own β€” which I quite liked β€” when she stayed in my place after we had broken up. Grrr . . . That said, I hate McConnell more than her, and that’s saying something. :)

Somehow I see him as Steve Forbes but with an added does of overt asshole-ness.

Ok. I’ll bite. LOL. What happened with your boobs and Chuck Grassley? ;)

β€œ . . . . so I bet she treats you well.” Gag.

REKT!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

The former is worse. Ewwwww!!!!

Wow. That was amazing.

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