Please, fellow progressives, I’m begging you: Ignore this. Just ignore it. That is the one thing Trump doesn’t want here.

If she had signed it off, “bless your little heart” it could have been equally southern. Nothing says Fuck You like a nice southern “Well, bless your heart...”

I never really thought about her background or being a WASP but that really is such a WASPy way to say “fuck you.”

I dunno if pink is a WASP, but as a WASP can confirm that a hand written note is often an excellent equivalent.

Bill, I used to see you as a father. Your show helped raise me when I had parents who couldn’t be bothered, and the morals I picked up from the show helped me become a better person.

Not even that kind of planning when into the invasion of Iraq.

Thank you, Bobby. I fucken love Jewel.

Not only is it gendered but it’s also really crappy gift. The only person I would give an apron to is someone I know loves to cook.

I don’t want him to die. That means he escapes this nightmare as a martyr. I want him knocked out of office and to live a long life in disgrace. (Although that would require he become capable of feeling shame...)

“The majority of women in the workplace are not tender creatures and are largely adept at dealing with all varieties of uncomfortable or hostile situations,” Roiphe wrote in the New York Timesin 2011. “Show me a smart, competent young professional woman who is utterly derailed by a verbal unwanted sexual advance or…

Totally. When he bought her (and let’s not debate this - he bought her and she was WAY low balled without a public service clause to get escalated payments), he said “this is how you sign - just go up and down, up and down, then stop when you think you have all the letters”.

He’s a golem made of mayonnaise.

D-O-G, when interviewed, said he himself doesn’t need training, as he is so naturally awesome, but is willing to assist those poor benighted dog-things in trying to slightly increase their own capabilities.

I hate to be right here but, I called it.

I’m just so tired of this shit. Tired of people over 50 fetishizing a couple of decades in the mid-century. Tired of edgelord stunts. Tired of drugs and senseless violence being passed off as excitement. As a culture, I think we need to get out of this rut and look to something new.

It sounds like rhubarb pie might’ve been involved.

And to think, I’ve gotten through almost 40 years of life without pinching a woman’s ass a single time.

I think I would rather give myself Ebola than listen to her sing christmas songs.