am i supposed to be mad about this?

I fucking love how much she says fuck. Also, much appreciate her saying us childless women are brave. I get so many annoying comments about my lack of children...why don’t you have kids? When are you going to have kids? Don’t you want kids? What, you don’t have kids? Oh, you’ll change your mind, kids are the most…

He looked like a demented cherub at the end with all that grinning.

“I’m sick and tired of people like you...”

Duke and Trump is twins from Uncle Father and Sister Aunt!

He flies under the radar because he looks like a racist ghost who died during plastic surgery.

Growing up around a lot of creatures (great and small) I am thankfully not afraid of spiders. One time I dozed off outside on a deck couch and when I woke up (with my chin kinda down on my chest) in front of me was a type of Wolf spider on my chest in front of my chin (they are pretty impressive looking little…

14 million IN 1975! That’s not a small loan today and it most certainly was a massive loan in the 70s!

I wish that when Trump had whined about Clinton going negative with ads, she would have said with all sincerity:

We have a new puppy! I only had to do an 8 hour round trip in the car with my kids and my wee dog to pick her up. And we really didn’t know for sure that she’d be there (the SPCAs in this area are notoriously bad at updating their sites). But we got there before opening and we fell in love and took her home.

Correct Way to Wash:

1. Hair, as needed. Mine is thin and prone to oiliness, so daily.
1a. Conditioner and other treatments, if necessary
2. Face, with a washcloth & face soap
2a. Face mask, if necessary
3. Pits, crotch, underboob, assorted cracks and folds, with soap and hand
3a. (any actively dirty spots, such as paint,…

You could bounce a quarter off that face

John Travolta comes to mind 1st and foremost.

Josh Groban is a nerdy, adorable puppy.

the middle hillbilly’s teeth were pretty comical. But thats about it. Also, Hi Chaz Bono!

Freak Show was a terrible, meandering mess. Not even Jessica Lange could save it. I watched about half of Hotel before losing interest, which was surprising since I’m a massive Lady Gaga fan.

Aw, I thought it would be about a hillbilly cannibal torture family! But I’m actually kind of into this too, sooo.

The whole fucking campaign is unbelievable.