Yes! I was screaming at the tv over this!

If his place has bedbugs, I assume he’s not actually living there? B/c bedbugs are THE WORST. I had them once, and my legs were so devoured by those little vampires that it HURT TO WALK. There is no way to exist with bedbugs.

Can I steal this response for my next family gathering? I'll give you credit.

Taylor doesn't wear Tom after Labor Day.

I hope Huma is taking the cats with her.

No offense meant to any unpaid interns here, but unpaid internships are a load of crap. They're just ways for companies (non profits, arts organizations, you name it) to exploit a young, enthusiastic worker who needs something on her resume. I know they're not illegal, but I say down with them already. Pay something,…

Iva actually always liked Hillary’s laugh. It’s like Julia Roberts’ but a little dorkier. In a good way!

Melania: “But Donald, what will I say in my speech?”

I actually lost my virginity to Kate Bush (her music, I mean, not her.) Kind of proud of that.

Well, I think Ross Matthews won that battle.

But how horny was he afterwards?

The apple does not fall far from the tree, or something like that.

I'm petitioning for 1920s style swimsuits to make a comeback.

Wish I could wear a bralette but as it is I need the steel buttress support of a small cathedral to hold my girls (boys?) in place. Grass is always greener...

I am relieved he has turned to art. A lot of worse things he could be doing.

Yep, still so Konfused by this Klan.

Of all the things I like about Obama, I think his ease around kids and his affection towards them is the most charming.

Welp, I just cried a little reading this. Thanks a lot.

I’m so happy to hear about other cats that drool...I have two gray cats who drool like faucets when happy!

I totally did that for three weeks in 1996! Strung two men along! I’m so glad I lived in the ‘90's! (I would later marry one of them)