I’m very curious what this meeting with a fugitive drug lord means for Sean Penn legally. Does that make Penn some kind of accomplice? Isn’t Penn required to disclose that he saw El Chapo, or something?

Your Grandpa is a wise man.

Aw! You are such a sweet savior for those animals. God bless you, and all that.

Too bad this little douche couldn’t have been tried by the Manitowoc County PD, Wisconsin (for all you MaM fans). Then again, they’d probably let him off easy, too.

“The mother of Billy Corgan’snew baby was born the year Siamese Dream came out.”

There’s also a Civil Rights Museum in Memphis, which was pretty good when I went ages ago. But yeah, there could be much more. And how does it cost millions of $$$ to display a flag??

Lohan. She wishes she were J Law. She *could have been* J Law.

Pain makes us feel alive.

Wow, Maria Shriver: step away from the bong.

Is this lady for fucking real

I think it’s kinda charming how she always sounds like she has cotton balls in her mouth when she sings, and that her “hello” sounds like “hallo.” That said, she sounds pretty great.

I feel like such an insensitive jerk now, cuz when I saw this trailer, I was all, “CUMBERBATCH!!!”

Anyone willing to train a cat patiently deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.

Gershwin wrote in the licensing agreement for “Porgy and Bess” that the singers always be black. So, this seems like a good move on behalf of this playwright.

Um, I see plus sized clothing everywhere I shop. It’s called “Women’s,” and it takes up most of the stores, like Marshall’s and Kohl’s and the like. I don’t love those stores, but I shop there cuz I can’t resist a $20 pair of pants. And I'm not rich. Are we talking about fancy stores??

This should be a movie.

Seriously. Chrissy Teigen and her fucking eating habits. Where does she put it??? Is it all staged? Is she barfing it up? Ugh!!

There's such a thing as too much money.

Hey, Hugh. I'm right over here if you're tempted to cheat.

“ drive a big, dumb Volkswagen bus”