fingers crossed for Eurotrash or a chav*

Mad respect, bro.

Haha. Ok.

One Nicki line always comes to mind: “YO, what I gotta do to show these girls that I own ‘em?”

Can the expression “the GOAT” please die?

FTFY

There’s seriously no shit happening if you eat that many bananas.

Yes, they are famous for their binding properties. I suspect she is picking fights with everyone due to constipation induced crankiness.

I can’t wait for the movie-of-the-week based on her life, Sarah Plantain Tall.

Every time a vegan posts a YouTube video, a Trump supporter registers to vote.

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.

51 bananas a day

Since later pregnancies run in my family (my grandmother had my mom at 49, one of my aunts had one of my cousins at 45 and another at 51. Plus, a few more that are further back in the family chain), I can see my mom sending me this article with a “See, it’s never too late” note attached.

You figured it out. Britney Spears is a boa constrictor.

That line made me want to crawl out of my own skin. Ughhhh.

When your first response to “how has your wife changed you” is “well, she gives me a lot of pleasure” ... that is not a healthy dynamic.

When I first read the title I thought this article was about modern-day “witches” who find The Craft offensive and my eyes almost rolled out of my head... But yeah The Craft is great. It’s not exactly high-end entertainment but I love it and Supernatural and things like that.

Heathers is the best movie to attempt to explain to someone who has never seen it. “It’s about a girl and her boyfriend who kill people and frame them as suicides. It’s hilarious! No really! Why are you backing away?”

I think death threats and coming after your children counts as at least bullying. Roy may not be a good or smart person but no one deserves that. I guess we need a new word, if bullying and abuse won't do?