I read this as he wanted to be attracted to men, because that would make him edgy and hip but he is only sexually attracted to women. And I agree.

or he only “is” when he’s wasted?

my blood sugar is very low right now

I did not even notice the couple kissing. I thought this was just about one woman’s true love for pizza.

yo but fuck her friend who’s like “umm, michelle? you’re on camera? aren’t you trying to be gluten-free? ummm sorry about my friend guys”

Last time I was caught double-fisting on kiss cam, my date and I got kicked out of the Ice Capades. The times they are a-changin'.

This is the best fucking theory I’ve ever heard in my life.

You think that slice is so tiny to make his hands look bigger?

That was honestly my breaking point. Why can't Hillary EVER complete a fucking renovation correctly and on budget. The woman would find water damage in the Sahara.

I hear her. I’m a female Bernie supporter and I’m tired of bernie supporters being talked about like we (female supporters) don’t exist. I’m not a “Bernie bro”, nor am I sexist, and I care about civil liberties, just like Sanders.

Fuck this guy. This isn’t justice. He should be in Rikers.

It was incorrectly reported in the media a while back that she’d paid his bail. A lot of people on music forums were condemning her for it. It turns out it was their mom who put up the bail. I don’t think it would destroy her career to help him but it could do a lot of damage.

I hope someone shoots him. Not fatally. But enough that he might rethink his love of guns.

May he be run over by a truck...26 times.

On a serious note though: I can’t be the only one who thinks she looks like she’s 30 now.

Aww, that’s not very nice. Greg Dulli lost a bunch of weight and he’s looking really good!

You hope she’s acquitted?!

THAT IS NOT HOW YOU FRIEND